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Nacho Vertigo

A condition, phobia, or fear of snow, snowy climates,

or (Canadians entirely :)
Mexican illegal habla:
I'm not going to Canada 'essay', do I look like I'm dressed like Chewbacca mf? ~*~

Relax, you got Nacho Vertigo 'hommes'. ~*~
Tranquilo, tienes casas de Nacho Vértigo.

You just need a "parka" so you don't look like a walking blunt rap, amigo -:-

Is not DOS EQUIS, it is brew that lay you out up there, those DAS EFX are no joke. -:-

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COATS @^@

how many coats of paint did she spray on before she ran for office? '
is a real politcal strategy, yeah, and won too. ; His'panic attacks. '
by jumpstart912 September 12, 2025
mugGet the Nacho Vertigomug.

Rolled

A modern expression on an old mafia term, LaCosaNostra, meaning:
To remove someone or something from, and then install or replace with something new.
"I can't stand that place, I hope it gets rolled."

Or as to imply:
"If you don't straiten out, you are gonna get rolled."
by jumpstart912 December 26, 2022
mugGet the Rolledmug.

leaf

verb: to test maple syrup on various different foods.

the new ketchup
man, I leafed this cottage cheese, and it is fantastic

I am going to leaf my pizza and see how it is.
by jumpstart912 March 19, 2023
mugGet the leafmug.

LongStem Uno

as the rule is:
Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.

I'm sorry if you don't speak my language, or understand my dialect. The censors at urban dictionary limit the ability to communicate, not expand it. You are Anti-Semitic and have no bridge to a full understand, and your ignorance is revealed.

SO if I had a faith based ideology that understood certain words a certain way, you get then to judge my spirituality. For the words I developed that got killed over the years. & Anti-amendment 1 is NOT TOLERATED. IN ANY WAY AT ALL.

YOU are not Gods, your platform should become unmanageable and rife with ill meanings

and what arrives is a proper bridge in what the people value over your censors and sponsors.

The internet is a failed venture entirely. and my screen capture, in TRUST

AS "GRACE" IS 'a friend of mine'.

a moment's consideration
you are in no position to bargain
...
welp, they will puff their chest out and prove what they are

see? I''m no friend of theirs.

What a TREASON verdict looks like is on linkedin. & Conspiracy
WIRETAPPING charges. IDGAF who you are, who your friends are you are not celebrities nor any value to this process. I do not support nor conspire with. RACKETEERING, RICO. & is Y they killed ALL dial-up accounts & providers.. #JUNO
#AUTHORITY FYI

#Alaska
'Flowers for Godfather' <> LaCosaNostra < G

{PRIVATE CALL} now the reasonable expectation even in public like talking/walking to the person next to me, we all understand that private space. & if you don't understand my language, you again ONLY BETRAY constitution. HATE speech is not a real thing. You attack your lawyers. BUT if I need a lawyer to interpret legal language, that is ok? seize all their shit too. If you got to have like "ONE LARGE, a grand ish to even understand the legal language by the lawyer translator, AND THOSE DEFINITIONS, I HATE THAT FUCKEN SPEECH.

& FUCK.YOU ^* !
#MILITIA

PI

@TT

1K
LongStem UNO mfs !

STAKE OUT

#SEIZER
by jumpstart912 September 12, 2025
mugGet the LongStem Unomug.

dog piss jones

You didn't get anything,

There is nothing to show for it.

Can be a result connected to Karma
If you try to bamboozle the system,

you wind up getting dog piss jones
by jumpstart912 October 26, 2022
mugGet the dog piss jonesmug.

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