Langdonged

To give a girl the entire Langdong - a feat very rarely achieved.

Guy: ‘I was railing Edward’s bird yesterday. I langdonged her real nice - she loved it.’
Guy 2: ‘What the BJesus, Edward’s bird is your sister’

by Langdon Fertility Clinic September 24, 2020

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Landoned

Being extremely under the intoxication of alchohol; sloshed.
(Background: comes from Landon from "The Real World: Philadelphia", a kid who loves his booze)

Dude, M.J. and I got so landoned last night; I called my boss that I'm dating and said all this weird crap to her.

by SVT February 22, 2005

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A very large example of a male’s genitalia.

A Langdong can be used in many ways, one way is to prank your gay friend by sliding it across the floor like a slimy snake, while others include partaking in toilet cleaning and the bathroom bang.
Not to be confused with the, equally enormous, Langdon.

Adam: My Mandingo has been feeling long this week.
James: It may be transitioning into a Langdong. I have to put mine down my trouser leg to hide it, but it still sticks out a bit at the bottom
Adam: Oh wow, I heard that a Langdon is perfect for doing the Big Papi, at least that’s what Bailey and Edward told me.

by Langdon Fertility Clinic September 22, 2020

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longdonged

When a girl preforms oral sex whilst the male organs is between her breast .

Peter walked into the gym locker room and saw his girl freind getting longdonged! , peter was very angry

by Swish98 May 7, 2018

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Longdonged

The quick and easy process of receiving oral sex whilst your penis is indeed planted firm in the middle of the female breast ( DD or larger) . Most preformed or giving in school locker rooms.

Haley longdonged john Arthur in the band locker room ,john was very pleased.

by Swish98 June 1, 2018

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