Langdong 

A very large example of a male’s genitalia.

A Langdong can be used in many ways, one way is to prank your gay friend by sliding it across the floor like a slimy snake, while others include partaking in toilet cleaning and the bathroom bang.
Not to be confused with the, equally enormous, Langdon.

Adam: My Mandingo has been feeling long this week.
James: It may be transitioning into a Langdong. I have to put mine down my trouser leg to hide it, but it still sticks out a bit at the bottom
Adam: Oh wow, I heard that a Langdon is perfect for doing the Big Papi, at least that’s what Bailey and Edward told me.

Langdong by Langdon Fertility Clinic September 22, 2020

Proeant Langdong

When you eat a mango but it is sliced in to squares

Hey can you cut my mango Proeant Langdong

Proeant Langdong by Plangjoinghythglimne October 26, 2020

Langdon 

The expression "Langdon" was coined during the pandemic crisis in the middle of Swedens deepest forests. The term has it's origin in the beloved movie adaption of Dan Browns trilogy depicting Robert Langdon; portrayed by Tom Hanks. Robert Langdon is a nifty but occassionally low-gifted character with distinct autistic features during the worst possible times. So a "Langdon" is therefore a remarkably special individual whom enters the realms of fantasy during the weirdest occasions.

"He's such a fucking Langdon, idiot!"
"Don't be mad at Robert, you know - he's a bit of a Langdon.."
"C'mon, stop being a Langdon you - stop licking the painting!"

Langdon by mphstphls October 7, 2020

Tate Langdon 

A ghost played by actor Evan Peters on the television series American Horror Story on FX. He was in a relationship with Violet Harmon until she discovered he lit his mom's boyfriend on fire, shot and killed 15 highschool students at Westfield High, killed the previous owners of the murder house (the fabulous gay couple), and raped and impregnated her mother with the anti-christ. He is described as a psychopath, yet I still love him anyway because he is misunderstood, charming, and sexy

Tate Langdon is a fictional character played by Evan Peters on the television series American Horror Story.

Normal people scare me.

Got any Kurt Cobain on that thing?

I love you, Violet. There I said it, not just on some chalkboard.

Just tell them to go away, and they will.

Hi, I'm Tate. I'm dead. Wanna hook up? I don't think so...

I used to come here... When the world closed in and got so small I couldn't breathe.

Tate Langdon by Violate December 31, 2011

Michael Langdon

Michael Langdon is the antichrist but as it’s known he’s just so fuckable you can even

“Omg Michael Langdon can like get it he’s so hot”

Michael Langdon by Avesatans December 7, 2018

Tate Langdon 

A hot psychotic ghost that committed mass murder but also attempted to save his (now) dead ex-girlfriend, Violet Harmon, lolz.

Girl 1: Wow, Tate Langdon is so hot.
Girl 2: Didn't he kill people?!
Girl 1: Doesn't change my mind one bit.

Tate Langdon by JoyousFleshEatter October 5, 2020

tate langdon 

the sexiest phsyco alive, the best american horror story character of all

tate langdon is my favorite character he is very hot

tate langdon by temply September 28, 2018