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londoned 

A stateside expression for being overrated, overpriced and underwhelming
By the time the day was over i had been truly londoned
londoned by Sparkey April 1, 2008

londoned 

Drake: did you hear? Jake got londoned in an alleyway!
Jake: Yeah its sad.
londoned by egg_fucker June 12, 2022
Someone who was born and raised in the English capital city that is London. More than not, often associated with people hailing from more central and well known areas such as Wesminster, it does often include people from the West, East, North and South suburbs though.

If you are a cockney, you are a Londoner, but if you are a Londoner, you do not have to be a cockney.
Person 1: "Are you a Londoner?"

Person 2: "I live in Ealing, so yeah I am. Are you?"

Person 1: "I live on the outskirts, techinally in Hertfordshire but I would say I'm a Londoner."

Person 2: "No. No you're not."
Londoner by a m y // May 11, 2006
Londoner by Paul August 17, 2003
Someone who hails from London. Not to be confused with a cockney; to be a cockney you have to come from East London. Believe it or not, there is also a West,North & South London.
"You from Essex mate? You sound like like it"
"Nah. I'm a Londoner. Move to Hertfordshire when I was 13 though"
londoner by dr_newstead December 2, 2004

Landoned 

Being extremely under the intoxication of alchohol; sloshed.
(Background: comes from Landon from "The Real World: Philadelphia", a kid who loves his booze)
Dude, M.J. and I got so landoned last night; I called my boss that I'm dating and said all this weird crap to her.
Landoned by SVT February 22, 2005