londoned

Being friend-zoned, especially after years of one-sided romantic interest that had the potential of being more than just friends.

Hey, did you hear that Jake just got londoned by some girl he liked for years?!

by johnnoh January 10, 2015

londoned

A stateside expression for being overrated, overpriced and underwhelming

By the time the day was over i had been truly londoned

by Sparkey April 1, 2008

londoned

to be stabbed by a londoner

Drake: did you hear? Jake got londoned in an alleyway!
Jake: Yeah its sad.

by egg_fucker June 12, 2022

Londoner

Someone who was born and raised in the English capital city that is London. More than not, often associated with people hailing from more central and well known areas such as Wesminster, it does often include people from the West, East, North and South suburbs though.

If you are a cockney, you are a Londoner, but if you are a Londoner, you do not have to be a cockney.

Person 1: "Are you a Londoner?"

Person 2: "I live in Ealing, so yeah I am. Are you?"

Person 1: "I live on the outskirts, techinally in Hertfordshire but I would say I'm a Londoner."

Person 2: "No. No you're not."

by a m y // May 11, 2006

Londoner

Someone who lives in London.

by Paul August 17, 2003

londoner

Someone who hails from London. Not to be confused with a cockney; to be a cockney you have to come from East London. Believe it or not, there is also a West,North & South London.

"You from Essex mate? You sound like like it"
"Nah. I'm a Londoner. Move to Hertfordshire when I was 13 though"

by dr_newstead December 2, 2004

Landoned

Being extremely under the intoxication of alchohol; sloshed.
(Background: comes from Landon from "The Real World: Philadelphia", a kid who loves his booze)

Dude, M.J. and I got so landoned last night; I called my boss that I'm dating and said all this weird crap to her.

by SVT February 22, 2005