lonesdale

When you hold on to a dudes ears while fucking him in the ass causing his ears to permanently stick out

John’s ears are huge! He must have been lonesdaled.

by Honky29 September 15, 2020

Lonsdale

(1) To schedule an event or meeting only to cancel last minute or ignore it altogether;

(2) To state that an event or meeting will last a certain amount of time only to drag it out far beyond the originally stated time.

I was supposed to meet with Ben yesterday, but got Lonsdaled instead.

Ben said the meeting would only last 20 minutes, but he Lonsdaled us and went an hour and a half.

by Was509 April 13, 2017

kirkby lonsdale

The motorway road sign for Kirby Lonsdale looks like a man with a flacid penis.

When you are about to have sex and you can't get a boner.

Jim: Did Tom bang that bird last night
Johny: No I think he went to Kirkby Lonsdale

by chunderking April 30, 2010

honesdale

Honesdale; A place where Bush is the best beer and Wal-Mart is the only source of entertainment.

"Lets drink some Bush and go play hide-and-go-seek in Wal-Mart!"

by jimbo May 13, 2005

Londale

Londale is a very nice guy he's a lover not a fighter he loves his family. Londale gets along well others. Londale is a very handsome guy.

Londale would be a great friend.

by Sexy37899 December 22, 2016

Lansdale

A small suburban town 30 minutes north from Philly. Theres alot of drama, and bullshit. Everyone thinks they're ghetto. For every lesbian you have, we have 3. For every pregnant bitch you have, we have 10. No one here has a life, they just do drugs and get locked up.

Kevin: i'm so cool because i'm gangster and i live in Lansdale.
Jordan: i cant step into Lansdale because everyone wants to beat my ass.
May: Lansdale is the scum of the earth, i'm disgusted that i live here.

by fuckkyurrmotherrr August 27, 2008

Honesdale

Honesdale; A place where Bush is the best beer and Wal-Mart is the only source of entertainment. Nothing really important happens here and almost everyone is on some kind of drug.

"Lets drink some Bush and go play hide-and-go-seek in Wal-Mart!" - Honesdale People

by Roflcopterlolz March 14, 2009