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(1) To schedule an event or meeting only to cancel last minute or ignore it altogether;

(2) To state that an event or meeting will last a certain amount of time only to drag it out far beyond the originally stated time.
I was supposed to meet with Ben yesterday, but got Lonsdaled instead.

Ben said the meeting would only last 20 minutes, but he Lonsdaled us and went an hour and a half.
Lonsdale by Was509 April 13, 2017

kirkby lonsdale 

The motorway road sign for Kirby Lonsdale looks like a man with a flacid penis.

When you are about to have sex and you can't get a boner.
Jim: Did Tom bang that bird last night
Johny: No I think he went to Kirkby Lonsdale
kirkby lonsdale by chunderking April 30, 2010

Lindale High School 

High school in East Texas full of white preppy white kids, rednecks, and drug dealers. Nick named "Lindale Christian Academy" for having private school like rules, while being a public school. Home of the Flock, a bunch of shit talking white kids that will try to fight every other schools student section. Lindale hires the shittiest administration staff, principals, and vice principals, that will ruin your day, everyday. In the student parking lot, all of the fuck tards boys drive Jettas, and park in the back. The rednecks parks their annoying ass trucks in the front corner. The girls drive jeeps, and moms cars, and park in the middle sides. Nobody at this school can keep a secret so expect the whole school to hear the drama in about a day. School Rival- Van (The fucking bum fuck retard rednecks to the north of us) School colors- Royal Blue and White (NO BLACK...thats not allowed) Best graduating class- 2017. Worst graduating class- 2021 and up.
We played Lindale High School in football, and whooped their ass.

Lindale = Prada , Van = Walmart
Lindale High School by Erin 2019 February 9, 2020
Lonsdale is simply a line of boxing equipment and clothing originating in London. Skinheads and hard mods have traditionally worn the clothing for its great stylishness, and for thier love for the sport of boxing, long before nazi boneheads who call themselves skinheads ever existed. Trads, SHARPS, and skinheads of all sorts still wear Lonsdale clothing with pride. Apparently, nazi boneheads have concocted a stupid moniker for Lonsdale. Shame.
"I look really sharp in my Lonsdale harrington jacket"
Lonsdale by Sluggo Skin November 9, 2008
Londane a girls who is very beautiful. She is short loves to jokes around and sometimes bioplar. Loves the city girls. Londane is someone who can make your day better. Someone that if you date her don't mess it up it breaks your bond forever.

Can be a real bitch and will be

and when people talk about her mama she ready to fight. She got some real hatters. Don't forget she loves food.
I love londane I wish I be her.
londane by A true beauty April 13, 2019
I had lindale from a book jumping stunt on the bed.
lindale by bread infection January 14, 2007