lolsters
A version of lol. Like lols, the -sters part has no meaning and doesn`t count as part of the abbreviation.
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vag lobsters
A term used to describe particularly large and prominent lice of the pubic region on a woman. See also: crabs
vag lobsters by Sgt pussyface September 8, 2017
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lobsters
Phoebe Buffay's theory that lobsters link claws and mate for life.
The person you are supposed to be with the rest of your life.
The person you are supposed to be with the rest of your life.
Phoebe: (in reference to Ross and Rachel) hang in there, it's gonna happen
Ross: Okay, now how do you know that?
Phoebe: Because she's your lobster.. come on your guys, it's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. ... you can actually see old lobster couples walking around their tank holding claws
Ross: Okay, now how do you know that?
Phoebe: Because she's your lobster.. come on your guys, it's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. ... you can actually see old lobster couples walking around their tank holding claws
lobsters by ohitssunny February 28, 2010
lolsteriod
laughing out loud so hard that it takes up the form of asteriod, wiping out the human race because you laughed
lolsteriod by penisaurus April 9, 2009
lolsterbate
To laugh when watching porn or some other form of stimulation with right (or left) hand on your penis, rubbing vigorously in an attempt to climax your pleasure all over your computer/bitch/cousin/dog.
lolsterbate by Bourgois July 14, 2010
Lobstersoap
Adam: Dude, have you been on lobstersoap recently?
David: Yeah man. The shit sucks and really, those faggots should choke on a cock.
David: Yeah man. The shit sucks and really, those faggots should choke on a cock.
Lobstersoap by Tum ta terp a too December 27, 2010
lolsterics
lolsterics by giant screaming siren penis August 20, 2009
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