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Life in post-postmodern supermodernity. Post-ironic dystopian existence which lacks even a unifying materialistic mythos (pop culture) emblematic of the 90's; and existence is the only joke. Ironically humorless existence

Also Donald Trump is President. Yay for the glorious future!
In the 90's kids aspired to the Nickelodeon life; as a 2017 adult, I can only look forward to the lolife. Even the cartoons are bad
lolife by sandraxine June 20, 2017
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A person who doesn’t care what a mf think, Don’t care to improve them self, Living in the lowest lifestyle
Det man So Lolife
Lolife by 1luv.ru November 22, 2021
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Lo-lifes • lolies • loife • lolie • Loliver • lolfest • Lolice • lolisexual • Lolified • lolige

lowlife scumbag 

A person that has no morals, decency or discretion, making him or her the lowest of the low.
I can't believe that Rex is such a lowlife scumbag.
lowlife scumbag by mander223 November 28, 2011
A noun used by the r/Animemes community to describe FBI/Police who would come for them after lewding lolis.
Shit. The lolice are here. HIDE THE HENTAI!
Lolice by TypeRegal May 26, 2018
a person who lives like trash, and doesn't care to improve themselves.
A lowlife can usually be found in a broken down house, have druggies as friends, and usually has a kid at 14, are lazy and are unemployed by choice
A person who purposely trys to bring pain, dysfunction ,chaos or any kind of negative with the intent to try to teach a lesson in some way hoping that it will destroy whatever beauty or strength that a lowlife can not endure.
Only a lowlife would try to take from a friend who had less than he did.
Lowlife by Goddess of karma January 13, 2022

Hybrid lowlife

The offspring produced when bigfoot pinned alleycats mom to the only pine tree amongst the redwoods in oregon and had his way with her
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