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loli-pop 

When you put a loli on a stick and suck on it.
loli-pop by MEPEnisSmall November 11, 2018

loli-pop 

When a prepubescent female masturbates by inserting a popsicle into her vagina.
Jill was so horny she loli-popped all night long.

I'm kind of horny maybe I'll go loli-pop for awhile.
loli-pop by Jesusbait October 16, 2008

Loli-pop 

a person, (most noticeably ugly bastards) who busts the fattest nut inside of a Loli
"Yesterday i had a Loli-pop, it felt so fucking good

or

wanna get a Loli-pop? I have one at home
Loli-pop by lickmegoodOnii-chan December 12, 2019

lolipopcock 

A cock that tastes like a lolipop. A cock that you never get tired of sucking on because it tastes so good.
I know my friend Jeff must think I'm a slut. I'm not really, he is just superlicious with a lolipopcock! No matter how much I get, I can never get enough!
lolipopcock by Jolielicious April 2, 2007
When a girl is so skinny making her head look too big for her body so she looks like a lollipop.
Caroline is cute, but shes a borderline lolipop, i need a girl with a little meat on her bones.
lolipop by minagastrostefano March 7, 2012

lolipopguildophobia 

the fear of midgets
I hate midgets they scare me.

Jesus h christ you have lolipopguildophobia
lolipopguildophobia by sandhamwhich November 25, 2013
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Oblication 

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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