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loli-pop 

When a prepubescent female masturbates by inserting a popsicle into her vagina.
Jill was so horny she loli-popped all night long.

I'm kind of horny maybe I'll go loli-pop for awhile.
loli-pop by Jesusbait October 16, 2008

Loli-pop 

a person, (most noticeably ugly bastards) who busts the fattest nut inside of a Loli
"Yesterday i had a Loli-pop, it felt so fucking good

or

wanna get a Loli-pop? I have one at home
Loli-pop by lickmegoodOnii-chan December 12, 2019

loli pop 

when you are a older brother who has a loli as a sister who is highly sexual and you shoot her in the end to stop her from sexually assulting you
did you hear dave is a loli popper
loli pop by Rhinoseato8 January 17, 2021

lolipopcock 

A cock that tastes like a lolipop. A cock that you never get tired of sucking on because it tastes so good.
I know my friend Jeff must think I'm a slut. I'm not really, he is just superlicious with a lolipopcock! No matter how much I get, I can never get enough!
lolipopcock by Jolielicious April 2, 2007
When a girl is so skinny making her head look too big for her body so she looks like a lollipop.
Caroline is cute, but shes a borderline lolipop, i need a girl with a little meat on her bones.
lolipop by minagastrostefano March 7, 2012

lolipopguildophobia 

the fear of midgets
I hate midgets they scare me.

Jesus h christ you have lolipopguildophobia
lolipopguildophobia by sandhamwhich November 25, 2013
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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