lolipopsr

lolipopsr Is very special

:Hey do you know lolipopsr ?
:no?
:haha that sucks

by Cumverse October 18, 2021

lollipops and fancy pants

The most coveted acquisitions of men who believe they are very deserving, special boys. Materialistic, phony sycophants will literally kiss the ass of anyone who they think might be superior to them or have something to offer in the hopes that they will eventually be rewarded the highest prizes of them all - plenty of 'candy', and high-end designer clothing.
However, like the old carrot-on-a-stick adage, they remain in constant pursuit of bigger lollipops to suck on and fancier pants to wear - never satisfied, never sated, but always sucking, sucking, sucking.

Proving that no lollipops are sweet enough, nor any pants in the world fancy enough to mend a human heart.

Person 1: "That guy is literally the most simpering, superficial fuck on the planet, what's his deal?"
Person 2: "He's sucked a lot of figurative and even some actual dick just so he can have his lollipops and fancy pants"

by CinnamonBear June 7, 2019

Sunshine Lollipops and Rainbows

Sunshine Lollipops and Rainbows is a song made by Leslie Gore that anyone could like, well unless you are a Norwegian communist that wears a red hoodie, wears a Band-Aid on his face, has Horn-like Hair, and is obsessed with Giant robots, then you would be pissed why its playing.

Edd: Where's Tord?
Tom: I blasted Sunshine Lollipops and Rainbows and he ran away from the house.

by Worse than JJ March 28, 2020

lolsipops

The most awesome way of expressing that you are laughing out loud. It can also be referred to as a lollipop that makes you laugh out loud.

James: *joke*
Claire: LOLSIPOPS. XD

James: Here have a lolsipop.
Claire: Lmao. That's brilliant.

by IAmTheSuperman January 16, 2010

licking old lollipops

An ancient description term used to define "lol" - this last now an overly used expression that simply means nothing.

Dude1: "Man I just got fired..."
Dude2: "lol"
Dude1: "Why in the hell are you licking old lollipops" ?

by James Choolaz December 14, 2013

lolipopcock

A cock that tastes like a lolipop. A cock that you never get tired of sucking on because it tastes so good.

I know my friend Jeff must think I'm a slut. I'm not really, he is just superlicious with a lolipopcock! No matter how much I get, I can never get enough!

by Jolielicious April 2, 2007

lolipop

When a girl is so skinny making her head look too big for her body so she looks like a lollipop.

Caroline is cute, but shes a borderline lolipop, i need a girl with a little meat on her bones.

by minagastrostefano March 7, 2012