lolcoma

A state of coma induced by extreme loling.

Bob: *lolololololololloolololol*
Jerry: Jeez man! It wasn't that funny
Bob: ...
Jerry: Bob? Bob!?
Bob: ...
Herald: GOOD GOD MAN! HE'S FALLEN INTO A LOLCOMA!

by Bselvar May 28, 2010

locoman

A person from east of St Louis that has well-below average IQ and enjoys trains way too much. Hobbies include masturbating to pictures of trains, chugging bleach, and walking down the nearest highway trying to high five a bus.

Man, look at that guy, he looks so lonely and pathetic. He must be a locoman.

by n4sir July 1, 2012

lolcome

Used to acknowledge somebody's gratitude to you for something you felt obligated to do, but were not pleased about. "You're welcome, lol..."

"You'll come bail me out? Thanks man."
"You're lolcome."

by Twizzard May 31, 2018

lolcombo

When something extremely funny happens two or more times in a row.

Eddie: Ha ha i just farted
Nick: lol
Eddie: Oh man i just shit myself
Nick: lolcombo

by jahooley December 14, 2008

Lolomancy

When the reason behind your laughter is a mystery...

This may lead to the conception of Lolomancy being another school in magic that deals with everything lol and rofl.
Basically, granting its practitioners, the Lolomancers, a huge arsenal of spells from roflblasting a person to conjuring lolocausts, lollercoasters or entities like lollerfish, lollypants, roflcoptermobile, roflsaurus, roflberry pwncakes, ...

Gentleman: Excuse me, sir! If I may ask the time?

*Lolomancer casts lollylopzkizmal*

Gentleman: LMAOROTFLBTCSTCNDBFOOTWIFOAGWLLBGWTHROOTSAIAKBAYBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

Another Gentleman: Watch out, honey! This must be Lolomancy!

Honey: ...

Another Gentleman: Oh, right. Honeys don't talk.

by basione February 2, 2010

lolcoaster

An emotional roller coaster involving many lolz. Usually a recurring joke. A lolcoaster can last anytime from one hour to a lifetime.

You: Hey Jimmy, remember Mrs. Johnston in Science class last year? She was such a fatty. And an annoying lolcow

Jimmy: OMG yes, I was on a lolcoaster the whole time. Lawls.

by lolhannah May 17, 2010

lolcomic

1. A really funny comic;
2. An episode of a serial comic that is way funnier than preceeding episodes.

Kim: "I died laughing looking at today's comic"
Ed (in agreeance): "LOLcomic"

by Kimbily May 8, 2008