A portmanteau of “lolcow” and “logic,” referring to the twisted reasoning that underpins lolgurments, lolebates, and lolscussions. Lolcogic holds that an argument can be refuted by making the opponent look ridiculous, regardless of the actual content. It includes rules like: “a laughing emoji is a counter‑argument,” “a screenshot of an old out‑of‑context post invalidates everything said now,” and “if enough people mock the opponent, the opponent must be wrong.” Lolcogic is not concerned with validity or truth; it is a social logic of humiliation, where the crowd’s laughter substitutes for evidence. It thrives in platforms that reward engagement over insight.
Example: “He didn’t need to refute her study; he just posted a clown emoji and said ‘lolcogic says you lose.’ And his followers believed him.”
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!