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A person from east of St Louis that has well-below average IQ and enjoys trains way too much. Hobbies include masturbating to pictures of trains, chugging bleach, and walking down the nearest highway trying to high five a bus.
Man, look at that guy, he looks so lonely and pathetic. He must be a locoman.
locoman by n4sir July 1, 2012
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lockmanitis

the raspy voice that comes from a night of heavy drinking. usually brought upon by drinking copious amounts of alcohol and smoking cigarettes with reckless abandon.
Joe - Man, I was so wasted last night. I don't even remember what happened at dimes last night.

Jamar- Whats wrong with your voice? Sounds like you are coming down with a case of lockmanitis!!
lockmanitis by LocKdOwn51 October 19, 2012
The act of interrupting a conversation and interjecting comments that have nothing to do with the conversation.
Bob and I were planning our weekend trip when we got lockmaned by Rob who started talking about his deer camp.
Lockmaned by SURVYR September 7, 2010
A fucking awesome name for people that are funny and stupid at times
hey loomans
Loomans by waaaaaaaaycsdd June 4, 2010
An indestructible force that can only be stopped by god himself.It's safe to say Lockman is no human but appears to take the appearance of one. Lockman has completed many great feats like bench pressing the weight of the earth while playing Fortnite and defeating Thanos with a mere thought.He wears a John Wick suit but his face is unknown to many, they die as soon as they appear only Goku was strong enough to see he had a suit on before dying.No mere mortal is able to see he has a suit on because they die instantly.
"Yeah i'd break he- wait a minute, Lockman?!?!"
"Let's just give up it's Lockman"
"Holy shit he just gave that guy anal prolapse by looking at him!!! run!!!"
When the reason behind your laughter is a mystery...

This may lead to the conception of Lolomancy being another school in magic that deals with everything lol and rofl.
Basically, granting its practitioners, the Lolomancers, a huge arsenal of spells from roflblasting a person to conjuring lolocausts, lollercoasters or entities like lollerfish, lollypants, roflcoptermobile, roflsaurus, roflberry pwncakes, ...
Gentleman: Excuse me, sir! If I may ask the time?

*Lolomancer casts lollylopzkizmal*

Gentleman: LMAOROTFLBTCSTCNDBFOOTWIFOAGWLLBGWTHROOTSAIAKBAYBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

Another Gentleman: Watch out, honey! This must be Lolomancy!

Honey: ...

Another Gentleman: Oh, right. Honeys don't talk.
Lolomancy by basione February 2, 2010
The middle Lockman who struggles to live up to his brothers legacy. He's that short guy thats usally always there and you can call anytime for advice and is over all a great guy and not a pig like other guys
Lockman
Lockman by Unknownangel April 28, 2009
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