locoman
A person from east of St Louis that has well-below average IQ and enjoys trains way too much. Hobbies include masturbating to pictures of trains, chugging bleach, and walking down the nearest highway trying to high five a bus.
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lockmanitis
the raspy voice that comes from a night of heavy drinking. usually brought upon by drinking copious amounts of alcohol and smoking cigarettes with reckless abandon.
Joe - Man, I was so wasted last night. I don't even remember what happened at dimes last night.
Jamar- Whats wrong with your voice? Sounds like you are coming down with a case of lockmanitis!!
Jamar- Whats wrong with your voice? Sounds like you are coming down with a case of lockmanitis!!
lockmanitis by LocKdOwn51 October 19, 2012
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Lockmaned
The act of interrupting a conversation and interjecting comments that have nothing to do with the conversation.
Lockman
An indestructible force that can only be stopped by god himself.It's safe to say Lockman is no human but appears to take the appearance of one. Lockman has completed many great feats like bench pressing the weight of the earth while playing Fortnite and defeating Thanos with a mere thought.He wears a John Wick suit but his face is unknown to many, they die as soon as they appear only Goku was strong enough to see he had a suit on before dying.No mere mortal is able to see he has a suit on because they die instantly.
"Yeah i'd break he- wait a minute, Lockman?!?!"
"Let's just give up it's Lockman"
"Holy shit he just gave that guy anal prolapse by looking at him!!! run!!!"
"Let's just give up it's Lockman"
"Holy shit he just gave that guy anal prolapse by looking at him!!! run!!!"
Lockman by Lockman the all powerful May 22, 2019
Lolomancy
When the reason behind your laughter is a mystery...
This may lead to the conception of Lolomancy being another school in magic that deals with everything lol and rofl.
Basically, granting its practitioners, the Lolomancers, a huge arsenal of spells from roflblasting a person to conjuring lolocausts, lollercoasters or entities like lollerfish, lollypants, roflcoptermobile, roflsaurus, roflberry pwncakes, ...
This may lead to the conception of Lolomancy being another school in magic that deals with everything lol and rofl.
Basically, granting its practitioners, the Lolomancers, a huge arsenal of spells from roflblasting a person to conjuring lolocausts, lollercoasters or entities like lollerfish, lollypants, roflcoptermobile, roflsaurus, roflberry pwncakes, ...
Lockman
The middle Lockman who struggles to live up to his brothers legacy. He's that short guy thats usally always there and you can call anytime for advice and is over all a great guy and not a pig like other guys
Lockman
Lockman by Unknownangel April 28, 2009
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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