Definitions by Twizzard

loltimate 

1. Absolutely hilarious. Lolworthy to the max.
2. Maximally pathetic, corny, or lame.

Brother Theodore's quadrupedism screed was the loltimate comedy routine.

Then he got up on stage and performed the song he wrote about he, in front of dozens of my friends -- the loltimate romantic gesture.

loltimate by Twizzard June 10, 2018

lolcome 

Used to acknowledge somebody's gratitude to you for something you felt obligated to do, but were not pleased about. "You're welcome, lol..."

"You'll come bail me out? Thanks man."
"You're lolcome."

lolcome by Twizzard May 31, 2018

Get to the horses 

A scenario in the future that everybody knows is unlikely or unattainable, but plans around anyway.

I'd invest in Bitcoin, but I think I'll wait until I get to the horses and have paid back all my student loans.

Get to the horses by Twizzard May 31, 2018

manish 

The people from Maine.

If the denizens from Spain are the Spanish, does that make the denizens of Maine the...Manish?

manish by Twizzard November 2, 2011