Represents the teaching of loli equality, which simply states:
"Every loli, regardless of age or look, must and will be treated equally by lolicons or face severe consequences by the lolicon community!

The following qualifies as equal treatment: Headpats, Hugs, Snuggles...

Under absolutely no circumstances will a lolicon lewd or hurt any loli! If they do, they will be taken into custody by the Loli Police and trialed for their crimes before being put into jail for a predetermined time!"

Lolicon 1: "Aw, man! This loli is super hot! I want to lewd her so bad!
Lolicon 2: "Hey! Don't forget about Loliquality, you idiot! Lolis have rights too, you know?!"

Loliquality by Kreateer August 7, 2018

LOLCI

Laughing Out Loud, Crying Inside

Giving the impression you are laughing about an inconvenient event when you are actually frowning on the inside.

Facebook Status: "haha I lost my wallet, forgot to pick up the kids until 5 hours after their school got out and hit a deer on the way lolci"

LOLCI by Will Forte June 16, 2010

Lolique

When something is very funny. This word is used as a classy term to funny, and to amplify the joke. This word is the adjective of lol

A bird just pooped on Dylan’s head, which distracted him and made him trip. It was very lolique!

Lolique by Salsoulla22 April 11, 2021

lolcity

when something has an abundance of lawls.

lol - standard lol
lOl - fat chick lol
lul - rebel kid lol
lulz - group of rebel children lol
LOL - Mr. lol
etc.

if more than 2 of these come about, lolcity

lolcity by styxnstones7 May 4, 2011

lolcious

When a word or phrase is so funny you notice you can taste it. Typical for iFunny and Ccomedy Ccentral viewers to experience this phenomenon.

Leroy's friend told him the story of how him and his ex-girlfriend would just never work out after he cheated on her with her sister, but hoped she would come around. Leroy just thought, "That's lolcious".

lolcious by Character_Recreate November 2, 2013

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026