Lalique is the prettiest most intelligent person you’ll ever meet. She is a one of a kind. Unique just like her name! Lalique is very slow and hard to love but when they do oh you must be lucky. But if a Lalique hates you; run. Lalique is very hard to find and if you find her good luck keeping her!
Represents the teaching of loli equality, which simply states:
"Every loli, regardless of age or look, must and will be treated equally by lolicons or face severe consequences by the lolicon community!
The following qualifies as equal treatment: Headpats, Hugs, Snuggles...
Under absolutely no circumstances will a lolicon lewd or hurt any loli! If they do, they will be taken into custody by the Loli Police and trialed for their crimes before being put into jail for a predetermined time!"
Lolicon 1: "Aw, man! This loli is super hot! I want to lewd her so bad!
Lolicon 2: "Hey! Don't forget about Loliquality, you idiot! Lolis have rights too, you know?!"
(Ambiguous of the internet phrase, "lolwut", or, "lol wut")
A term used, often after the presence of "lolwut", to express complete indifference to what the original poster's topic is about, and just to say something. Usually used when someone makes a srs biz topic and you want to imply that nobody cares and the poster needs to take a chill pill.
("lol" refers to the internet acronym for "Laughing out loud" or the like, whereas "que" is the word for "what" in Spanish. The question marks may or may not be used, as most people won't look up how to make the upside-down one anyway.)
noob137: "OMG u r teh srs l053r n00b GTFO and st0p pl4y1ng r00nsk34p plz thX.............."
internet user: INTERNET: Serious business.
internet user 2: "lolwut?"
you: "lolque"
Lonique is a hard-headed, stubborn lass. She is light skinned, with pretty hair. She is very smart. She is rich. She hates the word booty, and the b word. She like dark skinned men. She enjoys texting, and talking to her friends. On saturdays she does hood shit. She likes alcohol. She is easy to relate to, but hard to understand. Lonique's like to party. Lonique's dont match often because matching is for squares. Loniques are very unique and beautiful. IF you find a Lonique, keep her. She'll cut a hoe for you.