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When something is very funny. This word is used as a classy term to funny, and to amplify the joke. This word is the adjective of lol
A bird just pooped on Tom’s head, which distracted him and made him trip. It was very lolique!
Lolique by Salsoulla22 April 11, 2021
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Lalique is the prettiest most intelligent person you’ll ever meet. She is a one of a kind. Unique just like her name! Lalique is very slow and hard to love but when they do oh you must be lucky. But if a Lalique hates you; run. Lalique is very hard to find and if you find her good luck keeping her!
oh my god its the breathtaking lalique
Lalique by Joey786787 January 23, 2021

Loliquality 

Represents the teaching of loli equality, which simply states:
"Every loli, regardless of age or look, must and will be treated equally by lolicons or face severe consequences by the lolicon community!

The following qualifies as equal treatment: Headpats, Hugs, Snuggles...

Under absolutely no circumstances will a lolicon lewd or hurt any loli! If they do, they will be taken into custody by the Loli Police and trialed for their crimes before being put into jail for a predetermined time!"
Lolicon 1: "Aw, man! This loli is super hot! I want to lewd her so bad!
Lolicon 2: "Hey! Don't forget about Loliquality, you idiot! Lolis have rights too, you know?!"
Loliquality by Kreateer August 7, 2018
(Ambiguous of the internet phrase, "lolwut", or, "lol wut")

A term used, often after the presence of "lolwut", to express complete indifference to what the original poster's topic is about, and just to say something. Usually used when someone makes a srs biz topic and you want to imply that nobody cares and the poster needs to take a chill pill.

("lol" refers to the internet acronym for "Laughing out loud" or the like, whereas "que" is the word for "what" in Spanish. The question marks may or may not be used, as most people won't look up how to make the upside-down one anyway.)
noob137: "OMG u r teh srs l053r n00b GTFO and st0p pl4y1ng r00nsk34p plz thX.............."
internet user: INTERNET: Serious business.
internet user 2: "lolwut?"
you: "lolque"
lolque by Ry0wn January 8, 2008
Lonique is a hard-headed, stubborn lass. She is light skinned, with pretty hair. She is very smart. She is rich. She hates the word booty, and the b word. She like dark skinned men. She enjoys texting, and talking to her friends. On saturdays she does hood shit. She likes alcohol. She is easy to relate to, but hard to understand. Lonique's like to party. Lonique's dont match often because matching is for squares. Loniques are very unique and beautiful. IF you find a Lonique, keep her. She'll cut a hoe for you.
Damn Lonique just beat that hoe ass! She is too fucking real!
Lonique by tiffaniBITCH October 13, 2011
having or exercising the power of fluent, forceful, and appropriate expression when communicating online but laughably awkward in person.
Joe is so loloquent he should just text everyone at the party.
loloquent by rktechnophile August 3, 2011
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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