LOLCI 

Laughing Out Loud, Crying Inside

Giving the impression you are laughing about an inconvenient event when you are actually frowning on the inside.

Facebook Status: "haha I lost my wallet, forgot to pick up the kids until 5 hours after their school got out and hit a deer on the way lolci"

LOLCI by Will Forte June 16, 2010

LOLCI 

Laughing Out Loud Crying Inside.

When you're sad about something but make a joke about it.

My boyfriend forgot my birthday...LOLCI
I flunked Accounting...again...LOLCI

LOLCI by ChezMumz May 16, 2016

lolbike 

The craziest of metaphorical INTERNET vehicles that takes you directly to lulz without passing go.

Internet Pedestrian: wtf i hate you!

lolbike rider: HAR HAR HAR, silly netped, dont be such a n00b

lolbike by LoLex July 29, 2009

Legal Loli 

A girl who looks like a child but is of, or older than the legal age of consent.

Guy 1: How old is your girlfriend? she looks about 12!
Guy 2: She's 18
Guy 1: Wow, looks like you got some legal loli!

Legal Loli by Yuricon May 21, 2010

Lolbit 

Lolbit, the best animatronic in Sister Location. The one that doesnt escape and betray its friends

Oh look! Its Lolbit!! *happy screeching noises*

Lolbit by Lolbitisbest December 28, 2021

Lolcow 

(n) A person or group of people laughed at for actions that they take, despite not trying to be funny. They may try to take themselves seriously, but are often “milked” for laughs with or without their knowledge

Teams like the browns, Oilers, redskins and grizzlies are some of the greatest lolcows in over the past decade in the world of sports

Lolcow by StringCool October 11, 2019

Lolicon

Noun. Any adult who feels sexual attraction to specifically fictional depictions of characters who’s body proportions closely resemble that of a child regardless of the canonical assigned age.

A: hey I made a drawing of a sexy vampire thats 1000 years old!
B: that looks like a child! Tch, filthy lolicon!

Lolicon by Plasticbox October 8, 2020