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laugh out load but crying inside
1.your crush says something about the girl he really likes
you lolbci
laugh out loud, but crying inside because you wish you were the one with him

2. you're friends are having a great time, but you're depressed about something or rather, you lolbci because you want them to have a great time, even though you're sad.
lolbci by lolbci1234 October 10, 2009
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The craziest of metaphorical INTERNET vehicles that takes you directly to lulz without passing go.
Internet Pedestrian: wtf i hate you!

lolbike rider: HAR HAR HAR, silly netped, dont be such a n00b
lolbike by LoLex July 29, 2009
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Lolbit, the best animatronic in Sister Location. The one that doesnt escape and betray its friends
Oh look! Its Lolbit!! *happy screeching noises*
Lolbit by Lolbitisbest December 28, 2021
a nice person who may be a bitch in sister location but eh OOH YIKES THAT ONE WAS WORSE THAN LISTENING TO PEOPLE DEBATE MY GENDER HAHAHA this was made by funtime foxy
oh its a lolbit lets see how much poke balls can i throw at it
lolbit by a fox with a small dick August 26, 2020
A multipurpose portmanteau of "LOL" and "genocide" that can be used as a whimsical substitution for any text-based expression of mirth, humor, or emoted laughter.

Can also be used to convey dismay at any grotesque and/or horrifying reality or occurrence.
Denver: Did you read the news?

David: No, what's up?

Denver: The RCMP tasered another dude to death and got caught on video.

David: LOLICIDE
Lolicide by Joe McGoat November 20, 2009
when some shit is mad funny, you can say lolcity. Very similar to lol or rotfl.
Person A-remember when I gave Megan a nut to the eye?
Person B-haha that was lolcity!!
lolcity by fleshlighter May 23, 2009
An information security construct whereas compiled code (often times signed) executes compiled code (often times malicious) in a manner that is not intended by the original programmers but yet is not a real security vulnerability. LOLBins typically have no material value outside of infosec twitter, you can't sell them, you can't feed your family, nor can you own a network with them outright. Sometimes LOLBins bypass lame-ass whitelisting and AV solutions - but you have code execution already so it's a chicken and egg problem. Scratch that, more like a why the fuck-am-i-doing-this-if-I'm-already-in-memory problem amirite?
1. Dude I found a LOLbin!
2. So? That and 5 bucks and you can buy bread.
LOLBin by securityperson June 8, 2018
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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