lolbci

laugh out load but crying inside

1.your crush says something about the girl he really likes
you lolbci
laugh out loud, but crying inside because you wish you were the one with him

2. you're friends are having a great time, but you're depressed about something or rather, you lolbci because you want them to have a great time, even though you're sad.

by lolbci1234 October 10, 2009

lolbike

The craziest of metaphorical INTERNET vehicles that takes you directly to lulz without passing go.

Internet Pedestrian: wtf i hate you!

lolbike rider: HAR HAR HAR, silly netped, dont be such a n00b

by LoLex July 29, 2009

Lolbit

Lolbit, the best animatronic in Sister Location. The one that doesnt escape and betray its friends

Oh look! Its Lolbit!! *happy screeching noises*

by Lolbitisbest December 28, 2021

lolbit

a nice person who may be a bitch in sister location but eh OOH YIKES THAT ONE WAS WORSE THAN LISTENING TO PEOPLE DEBATE MY GENDER HAHAHA this was made by funtime foxy

oh its a lolbit lets see how much poke balls can i throw at it

by a fox with a small dick August 26, 2020

Lolicide

A multipurpose portmanteau of "LOL" and "genocide" that can be used as a whimsical substitution for any text-based expression of mirth, humor, or emoted laughter.

Can also be used to convey dismay at any grotesque and/or horrifying reality or occurrence.

Denver: Did you read the news?

David: No, what's up?

Denver: The RCMP tasered another dude to death and got caught on video.

David: LOLICIDE

by Joe McGoat November 20, 2009

lolcity

when some shit is mad funny, you can say lolcity. Very similar to lol or rotfl.

Person A-remember when I gave Megan a nut to the eye?
Person B-haha that was lolcity!!

by fleshlighter May 23, 2009

LOLBin

An information security construct whereas compiled code (often times signed) executes compiled code (often times malicious) in a manner that is not intended by the original programmers but yet is not a real security vulnerability. LOLBins typically have no material value outside of infosec twitter, you can't sell them, you can't feed your family, nor can you own a network with them outright. Sometimes LOLBins bypass lame-ass whitelisting and AV solutions - but you have code execution already so it's a chicken and egg problem. Scratch that, more like a why the fuck-am-i-doing-this-if-I'm-already-in-memory problem amirite?

1. Dude I found a LOLbin!
2. So? That and 5 bucks and you can buy bread.

by securityperson June 8, 2018