Lolicide

A multipurpose portmanteau of "LOL" and "genocide" that can be used as a whimsical substitution for any text-based expression of mirth, humor, or emoted laughter.

Can also be used to convey dismay at any grotesque and/or horrifying reality or occurrence.

Denver: Did you read the news?

David: No, what's up?

Denver: The RCMP tasered another dude to death and got caught on video.

David: LOLICIDE

Lolicide by Joe McGoat November 20, 2009

Lolicide

The murder/ extermination of a good joke.

"Dude check it out my dog! It's licking the carpet, haha!"
"Ha, like a lesbian"
"Yes, that was the joke, and now its lolicide..."

Any impersonation of Borat

Lolicide by Zesocialist February 12, 2008

Lolocide 

NOUN: A term used during a moment of awkwardness or cringing, that could also lead to a certain amount of hilarity. A pun on the term ~ocide, similiar to lolocaust.

"Rafi and Callum making that joke about Rebecca and George when they were there was pure lolocide!"

Lolocide by CazzaCunt June 4, 2009

Louicide 

Have you heard about the new TATBESTAND called Louicide? It is approximately GOTTESLÄSTERUNG whilst committing homicide and tax fraud

That Buff dude just committed a Louicide. He better run from the police!
I feel like doing Louicide, wanna join me?

Louicide by phantomeniasll December 13, 2021

lollicide 

The act of committing ones own death from lols. Known as a 'laugh attack'.

Holy shit I almost commit lollicide!

lollicide by Scopulus February 6, 2010

Lollicide 

similar to genocide. but funnier.

"OMG ALL THOSE PEOPLE GOT SLAUGHTERED"

"yea but its the french"

"oh yea. LOL.... so this is what they mean by lollicide?"

"yep.. bloody frogs."

Lollicide by le milnio February 10, 2010