loddong 

A wrong way to spell "kidding". Usually from malpositioning of the right in the keyboard. "k" is next to "l" and "o" is next to "i", and in turn, results in this typo.

I'm just loddong.

kidding*

loddong by Alexander Michael? September 22, 2007

Londong 

This offensive term usually refers to London, but is a common mistake on the internet for typing, "London." This word can also be offensive towards the people of London, we say this because "Longdong" is a combination of London and Penis. Referring to the people of London as a bunch of Dicks.

Yeah, who the fuck likes Londong

Londong by LiterallyTheGuy May 10, 2016

londongrad 

A humorous nickname for London, in reference to its becoming a refuge for rich russian expatriates. Roughly 250,000 russian-speaking people live in London.

Berezhovski knew he could not get a fair hearing in Russia, so he headed for Londongrad, thinking that british laws would protect him.

londongrad by harmonk August 2, 2009

loldongz 

The state in which a hydroxide will occasionally enter after being heated over an ice cold potassium bromide catalyst at about 350 degrees celsius and at a pressure of 700 atmospheres.
The hydroxide turns a funny luminous bright green and flesh colour, and leaves behind a precipitate which often resembles the male member. This process is known as sicklgaavion, or in swedish, phallicornication.

Man 1: Today, Man 2, i bought a large ham and cheese sandwich. Do you concur?

Man 2: LOLDONGZ!!!1

loldongz by Alngus Muraw August 15, 2007

lodding 

When used in the context of digital environment creation and rendering, "lodding" can refer to the process for objects to have multiple textures, lighting effects, 3D models, and other aspects in varying "level of detal" that change based on the distance the camera or view is from that object. As the camera moves closer to the object being actively rendered, the "level of detail" of the textures, 3D model of the object, and other aspects being used to render that object, will increase. So, an object the size and shape of a basketball, at a distance of 100 meters from the camera, might use much lower-resolution textures, less detail in lighting/shadow effects, fewer polygons in the 3D model, and other lower-detail aspects of the object, when rendering it, than if that object was 50 meters, 10 meters, or 1 meter from the camera or view of that object. Lodding is the process of substituting higher-resolution and higher detail aspects to render an object, as the camera or view moves closer to the object. The reverse happens, as the distance between the object and the camera increases, using increasingly lower detail and lower resolution versions of the models, textures, and other aspects used to render the object, as the camera continues to move farther away.

In the latest release of my favorite PC game, the game creators greatly improved how smooth the lodding performed, eliminating the lag perceived when the level of detail of the terrain and objects changed, as I moved closer to, or farther away.

lodding by TSForrest February 3, 2022

Loddon 

Rural backwater in the south of Norfolk, where under 18 chavs seem to think it's good place to get pissed

(it's name is literately Saxon for "bad water")

Chris: hey Jo I heard you were going out tonight, where too?

Jo: Loddon

Chris: LOL

Loddon by loddonlol April 24, 2010

loldongs 

loldongs is a word that means ur a fucking spastic cunt that still uses loic in 2017. haha m8

that fucking retard from hf uses loic what a loldongs

loldongs by Biglongdickjohn July 2, 2016