loco-motive

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Da engine dat pulls a passenger-train full of funny-farm inhabitants.

In "Petticoat Junction", da cantankerously-overbearing and money-hungry Homer Bedloe often formed a one-person/one-vehicle "loco-motive" --- whenever he missed da Hooterville Cannonball (usually doe to his own fumingly-distracted arrogance!), he had no alternative but to puffingly perform his infamous "Up, down! Up, down! Up, down!" routine --- i.e., operate da pump-handle-powered hand-car to undignifiedly transport himself down the miles of hot twisty tracks from Hooterville to Pixley.

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LOCO-motives

An insane train's reason(s) for a crime.

We don't know his LOCO-motives.

LOCO-motives by .Bwy. April 2, 2020

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Louisiana Locomotive

When a man wears a strap-on facing behind him and fucks two girls simultaneously. One with his dick, and the other with the strap-on. The term originates from the motion in which the man is moving back in forth like a locomotive.

Me and wife decided to explore our sexuality when we called over our next-door neighbor to do a Louisiana Locomotive.

Louisiana Locomotive by BWeezyAflo April 7, 2011

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Locomotive Breath

The smell of a man’s breath after sucking a dick

Chuck literally pooped on the floor due to john’s Locomotive Breath!

Locomotive Breath by Chuckpoopedonthefloor January 23, 2019

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Riding the Lokomotive

Getting blacked out after drinking too many Four Lokos and doing stupid shit.

Yeah, Tom was definitely riding the Lokomotive when he broke that glass table and pissed on your dog last night.

Riding the Lokomotive by RIP Oscar Grant July 11, 2010

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road locomotive

An extremely large, poor-handling automobile with sloppy power steering and an automatic transmission, driven by a person who doesn't really know how to drive.

Road locomotives were common in the 1960s.

Maxine drove to Vegas in her road locomotive.

road locomotive by Sneaky Snyde April 30, 2005

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Road Locomotive

A piece of Detroit iron. A huge car "driven" by a person who really didn't know how to drive, and who didn't know what a good car was.

Mike's old man always drove Detroit iron. He sure got mad when we drove circles around him in our sports cars.

Road Locomotive by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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