by .Bwy. April 02, 2020
In "Petticoat Junction", da cantankerously-overbearing and money-hungry Homer Bedloe often formed a one-person/one-vehicle "loco-motive" --- whenever he missed da Hooterville Cannonball (usually doe to his own fumingly-distracted arrogance!), he had no alternative but to puffingly perform his infamous "Up, down! Up, down! Up, down!" routine --- i.e., operate da pump-handle-powered hand-car to undignifiedly transport himself down the miles of hot twisty tracks from Hooterville to Pixley.
by QuacksO February 07, 2020