lobsterpot

main love of your life

Hey lobsterpot - how's tricks?

by The Mamma with the Quan October 23, 2007

losterpop

A word to show disagreement; mainly a synonym for bullshit

Derek- I won that game fair and square.
Tyler- Thats losterpop!

by Tyler Feddersen April 4, 2006

Lobsterbot

A drunk person who is burnt from being in the sun too long who then thinks they are a fighting robot at the beach.

Holy crap that burnt kid is being a total lobsterbot.

by GingerBot May 25, 2010

Lobsteritis

A sunburn.

Slather on some SPF when going out in the sun otherwise you'll end up with a case of Lobsteritis!

by PriscillaGrrr May 25, 2010

Lobstercocking

The act of lying to mess with someone. Patronizing. Just messing around. "Cappin".

Do we have to read this whole chapter or are you just Lobstercocking. why are you Lobstercocking with me i know my crush dosen't like me. He is a simp im not even Lobstercocking with you. I'm so shlimpy not even lobstercocking.

by lil badger February 5, 2020

Lobstersoap

A bunch of faggots doing things that aren't funny...ever.

Adam: Dude, have you been on lobstersoap recently?

David: Yeah man. The shit sucks and really, those faggots should choke on a cock.

by Tum ta terp a too December 27, 2010

Lobsterbate

Masturbating on those days you can't keep your claws off your own tail. Those days you feel the most moist, buttery,and delicious.

Damn I am looking good today...I will have to head straight home and lobsterbate to myself in the mirror.

by Dr. Debutante February 8, 2008