Lobsteritis

A sunburn.

Slather on some SPF when going out in the sun otherwise you'll end up with a case of Lobsteritis!

by PriscillaGrrr May 25, 2010

Loseritis

An infectious disease spread by direct or indirect
contact with a loser or a group of losers. Can also be contracted from enviorment where one is the biggest loser. Suffered predominetly by teenagers. Symptoms include regular occurences of embarrassment, blushing, change in style of dress, lack of friends, having difficulties with usually simple social skills, and having trouble talking to attractive members of the opposite sex. Treatments include going out with friends, dating someone new, and partying.

After being unable to answer when a cute senior addressed the freshman in the hall, she realized she was suffering from chronic loseritis.

by loseritis patient March 9, 2008

Lobsteritus

A really bad sunburn that is so bad that it makes you "look like a lobster"

Girl: Aww, he's blushing!

Boy: No I'm not! I just have lobsteritus!

by ThatOnePerson1996_ July 25, 2010

Lobstervision

Lobstervision refers to the color and composition of the Heads-up Display (HUD) for the "Covenant Elite" Player Model in Halo 2.

Oh Mah Gahd, I'm lookin' at it through the lobstervision!

by Paintbait June 11, 2006

loseritis

An infectious disease spread by direct or indirect contact with a loser or a group of losers. Symptoms may vary and include lack of motivation, laziness, vomitting, lack of interest in anything sexually stimulating, low self-confidence, inferiority complex, antisocial behavior, anxiety...

Oh no, you've got loseritis.

by Justified Existence October 21, 2004

Lobsteritas

A nasty new strain of crabs, leaving its victims disgruntled and hostile. Thus far lobsteritas has no cure! Watch out kids.

by Alice McMuffin October 14, 2003

Lobsteritas

it an std that itchy like crabs, but pinches more like a lobster.

Tom gave Suzie a really bad case of lobsteritas.

by tiffany johnson October 19, 2003