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Loseritis 

An infectious disease spread by direct or indirect
contact with a loser or a group of losers. Can also be contracted from enviorment where one is the biggest loser. Suffered predominetly by teenagers. Symptoms include regular occurences of embarrassment, blushing, change in style of dress, lack of friends, having difficulties with usually simple social skills, and having trouble talking to attractive members of the opposite sex. Treatments include going out with friends, dating someone new, and partying.
After being unable to answer when a cute senior addressed the freshman in the hall, she realized she was suffering from chronic loseritis.
Loseritis by loseritis patient March 9, 2008

Lobsteritus 

A really bad sunburn that is so bad that it makes you "look like a lobster"
Girl: Aww, he's blushing!

Boy: No I'm not! I just have lobsteritus!

Lobstervision 

Lobstervision refers to the color and composition of the Heads-up Display (HUD) for the "Covenant Elite" Player Model in Halo 2.
Oh Mah Gahd, I'm lookin' at it through the lobstervision!
Lobstervision by Paintbait June 11, 2006

loseritis 

An infectious disease spread by direct or indirect contact with a loser or a group of losers. Symptoms may vary and include lack of motivation, laziness, vomitting, lack of interest in anything sexually stimulating, low self-confidence, inferiority complex, antisocial behavior, anxiety...
Oh no, you've got loseritis.
loseritis by Justified Existence October 21, 2004

Lobsteritas 

A nasty new strain of crabs, leaving its victims disgruntled and hostile. Thus far lobsteritas has no cure! Watch out kids.
Lobsteritas by Alice McMuffin October 14, 2003

Lobsteritas 

it an std that itchy like crabs, but pinches more like a lobster.
Tom gave Suzie a really bad case of lobsteritas.
Lobsteritas by tiffany johnson October 19, 2003
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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