The act of lying to mess with someone. Patronizing. Just messing around. "Cappin".
Do we have to read this whole chapter or are you just Lobstercocking. why are you Lobstercocking with me i know my crush dosen't like me. He is a simp im not even Lobstercocking with you. I'm so shlimpy not even lobstercocking.
Describes a moment or an occasion that you consider so special that you have to go celebrate with a delicious lobster, as if it was an edible trophy or...something.
Friend: He finally popped the question!
BFF: OMG! Lobsterworthy moment!
or
Son: Mom, I got first place in the science fair.
Mom: Really? I have to share this lobsterworthy news with your dad!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.