Lobsteritas 

A nasty new strain of crabs, leaving its victims disgruntled and hostile. Thus far lobsteritas has no cure! Watch out kids.

Lobsteritas by Alice McMuffin October 14, 2003

Lobsteritas 

it an std that itchy like crabs, but pinches more like a lobster.

Tom gave Suzie a really bad case of lobsteritas.

Lobsteritas by tiffany johnson October 19, 2003

Lobsteritis 

A sunburn.

Slather on some SPF when going out in the sun otherwise you'll end up with a case of Lobsteritis!

Lobsteritis by PriscillaGrrr May 25, 2010

Lobsteritus 

A really bad sunburn that is so bad that it makes you "look like a lobster"

Girl: Aww, he's blushing!

Boy: No I'm not! I just have lobsteritus!

Lobsteritus by ThatOnePerson1996_ July 25, 2010

Lobstertaper 

One who wears boxer shorts and sets holy buildings on fire

Phil: Watch out for that faggot. He's a lobstertaper

Kevin: Indeed

Phil: (Gunshots)

Lobstertaper by Kevin Salad June 27, 2007

lobstergasm

When you take that perfect bite of lobster and it arouses more than your tastebuds.

I was on vacation in Maine and had a lobstergasm.

lobstergasm by greengrrl August 27, 2017

Lobsterization 

The state of being lobsterized; the alteration of the pigment egregiously causing the skin to represent and inauspicious darker coloring that from laying in the sun for prolonged time causing an orange or red power ranger like transformation. Lobsterization

"I'm sure you'll get to see my Lobsterization after our many shenanigans under the sun without ample sundcreen."

Lobsterization by Brannyac March 16, 2015