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it an std that itchy like crabs, but pinches more like a lobster.
Tom gave Suzie a really bad case of lobsteritas.
by tiffany johnson October 19, 2003
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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A nasty new strain of crabs, leaving its victims disgruntled and hostile. Thus far lobsteritas has no cure! Watch out kids.
by Alice McMuffin October 14, 2003
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