Lobsterbot
A drunk person who is burnt from being in the sun too long who then thinks they are a fighting robot at the beach.
Lobsterbot by GingerBot May 25, 2010
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lolsterbate
To laugh when watching porn or some other form of stimulation with right (or left) hand on your penis, rubbing vigorously in an attempt to climax your pleasure all over your computer/bitch/cousin/dog.
lolsterbate by Bourgois July 14, 2010
Lobstercocking
Do we have to read this whole chapter or are you just Lobstercocking. why are you Lobstercocking with me i know my crush dosen't like me. He is a simp im not even Lobstercocking with you. I'm so shlimpy not even lobstercocking.
Lobstercocking by lil badger February 5, 2020
Lobstersoap
Adam: Dude, have you been on lobstersoap recently?
David: Yeah man. The shit sucks and really, those faggots should choke on a cock.
David: Yeah man. The shit sucks and really, those faggots should choke on a cock.
Lobstersoap by Tum ta terp a too December 27, 2010
Lobsterbate
Masturbating on those days you can't keep your claws off your own tail. Those days you feel the most moist, buttery,and delicious.
Damn I am looking good today...I will have to head straight home and lobsterbate to myself in the mirror.
Lobsterbate by Dr. Debutante February 8, 2008
lobsterworthy
Describes a moment or an occasion that you consider so special that you have to go celebrate with a delicious lobster, as if it was an edible trophy or...something.
Friend: He finally popped the question!
BFF: OMG! Lobsterworthy moment!
or
Son: Mom, I got first place in the science fair.
Mom: Really? I have to share this lobsterworthy news with your dad!
BFF: OMG! Lobsterworthy moment!
or
Son: Mom, I got first place in the science fair.
Mom: Really? I have to share this lobsterworthy news with your dad!
lobsterworthy by Red Lobster February 3, 2015
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