30 definitions by The Mamma with the Quan

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when unbeknownst to you, someone is hacking into your computer system
"met this geezer, didn't snog him, so now he's hacking in to my computer and giving me pc problems - that said he's a very successful pc flirt..."
by The Mamma with the Quan November 14, 2007
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A bizarre situation that is full of some really good bits, its really bad bits, some really sad bits and some seriously funny bits - all along the way.
What a phantasmagoria that relationship is proving to be
by The Mamma with the Quan November 14, 2007
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He's finally got Quan.

(NB Coins, but said with a French accent)
by The Mamma with the Quan October 02, 2007
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Someone who bumps into the other side of life.
That girl could suddenly see the trees for the wood, not just the wood for the trees - she was a true collision kid
by The Mamma with the Quan November 14, 2007
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When a relationship that should have got going, is hindered by a bizarre situation.

The predominant character hopefully plucks up the guts to ask the other one out to sort out problems and start again.

Also when a cyber relationship develops as a result of all the above.
Katy and Ken's relationship became a catastrophy as it was momentarily fucked up by confusion - took a while, but catastrophy healed and things got going good...
by The Mamma with the Quan November 11, 2007
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