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Lobsterbate

Masturbating on those days you can't keep your claws off your own tail. Those days you feel the most moist, buttery,and delicious.
Damn I am looking good today...I will have to head straight home and lobsterbate to myself in the mirror.
by Dr. Debutante February 8, 2008
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Lobsterbot

A drunk person who is burnt from being in the sun too long who then thinks they are a fighting robot at the beach.
Holy crap that burnt kid is being a total lobsterbot.
by GingerBot May 25, 2010
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lolsterbate

To laugh when watching porn or some other form of stimulation with right (or left) hand on your penis, rubbing vigorously in an attempt to climax your pleasure all over your computer/bitch/cousin/dog.
Dude: How was that porn I lent you?
You: The acting sucked so bad I lolsterbated.
by Bourgois July 14, 2010
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Sobsterbate

To masturbate while wallowing in self-pity.
To masturbate while crying.
Can't get ahold of Mike? His girlfriend just dumped him, I'll bet he's home sobsterbating.
by Annie July 1, 2005
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Lobsterhate

An irrational hatred, usually directed toward a celebrity or a fictional character, which is remarkable and admirable in its passion and intensity. Believed to have originated from poster named "Lobster" on an online messageboard who hated a character on General Hospital.
I lobsterhate Jessica Simpson and hope she falls off the face of the planet.
by Inky April 22, 2004
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lobsterbation

1. A woman purchases a live lobster.
2. She inserts the tail into her vagina.
3. She burns the lobster's face (for maximum class, she uses the Virginia Slim she's currently smoking).
4. The agitated lobster will wiggle its tail, recreating the effect of a vibrator, albeit an oddly-shaped one.
After putting together her Hoosier Hysteria High School Baskteball puzzle, Erin retired for a relaxing evening of Virginia Slims and lobsterbation.
by ssaaaammm September 7, 2005
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Lobsterbating

A form of rigorous masturbation that renders you breathless and causes your face to redden from exhaustion.
As a teen I was very fond of Lobsterbating.
by loreleibooks July 25, 2011
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