lobstercat

An animal solely residing on Boston College's campus, specifically Walsh dormitory. With much attention to detail, the mysterious creature can be properly identified.

"You're a lobstercat", said NK. "No, you're a lobstercat", said RTG. And the story continues...

by Lobstercat hunter March 30, 2009

Lobstercat

Stupid moron also known as me, addicted to eating ice

Anyone ever: LOBSTERCAT STOP EATING ICE SERIOUSLY THIS IS THE FOURTH CUP OF ICE YOU'VE HAD TODAY
me, crunching upon ice: no

by LobsterCat September 25, 2021

Lobsterbot

A drunk person who is burnt from being in the sun too long who then thinks they are a fighting robot at the beach.

Holy crap that burnt kid is being a total lobsterbot.

by GingerBot May 25, 2010

Lobsteritis

A sunburn.

Slather on some SPF when going out in the sun otherwise you'll end up with a case of Lobsteritis!

by PriscillaGrrr May 25, 2010

lolsterbate

To laugh when watching porn or some other form of stimulation with right (or left) hand on your penis, rubbing vigorously in an attempt to climax your pleasure all over your computer/bitch/cousin/dog.

Dude: How was that porn I lent you?
You: The acting sucked so bad I lolsterbated.

by Bourgois July 14, 2010

Lobstercocking

The act of lying to mess with someone. Patronizing. Just messing around. "Cappin".

Do we have to read this whole chapter or are you just Lobstercocking. why are you Lobstercocking with me i know my crush dosen't like me. He is a simp im not even Lobstercocking with you. I'm so shlimpy not even lobstercocking.

by lil badger February 5, 2020

Lobsteralliast

Someone who fights for the rights of Lobsters and other crustaceans.

I felt so sorry for those lobsters in the restaurant, I am going to become a lobsteralliast and fight for their rights!

by Grug1269 October 18, 2012