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lardtard 

that person is a lardtard
lardtard by Kevin Dizzle January 11, 2007
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Dude, Patrick is never coming over to my house again, I caught him trying to LordTJB my dog!
lordtjb by Twitchbass September 10, 2019
A new dumb ass slang word for lord but in a weird "oh my Jesus" kind of way
If someone was to text " They serving free dunks at the club" You would text back "Lordt!"
lordt by IUsedToBeAHoe1214 April 21, 2017

lordtottuu 

the supreme ruler of the universe. an omnipresent, omnipotent god among mere mortals.
lordtottuu is an awesome superhuman
lordtottuu is uber cool
lordtottuu by tony sundharam December 14, 2008

Lardtastic 

The feeling you get before, during, and (especially) after your first day back at the gym after a major holiday that is based around family, friends, and copious amounts of food.
After heaving his way through half his usual time on the treadmill, James immediately though, with heavy sarcasm, "Wow, that was lardtastic!".
Lardtastic by funinthegym December 28, 2009

Lardtardic 

Adjective

A rarely or barely used mind. The mind of a couch potato who just watches TV and allows others to do the thinking for him/her.

Self imposed slow thinking intellectual state. Weather drug or media induced.
The most they can do with their lardtardic minds is blindly parrot the words of their favorite TV personality.
Lardtardic by thechurchfodave April 28, 2011