superhuman

when one transforms into a state of mind that is that beyond of a human.

Woah! that dude is carrying a car, he's superhuman!

by superhumanjesse February 8, 2006

superhuman

Someone capable of pouring Costco milk without spilling it.

A: Whoa! Did you seriously just pour a full glass of milk without spilling a drop?

B: No, most of it ran down the side of the containter.

A: Whew, for a second I thought you were some sort of superhuman.

B: No, with a carton design like this, nobody can do that.

by pentawolf April 29, 2011

Superhuman

Why would somebody aim to be superhuman, when being who they are is special enough?

Superhuman isn't something anybody has to aim for, no matter how great someone else's expectations are.

by Solid Mantis February 8, 2021

Superhuman

Expecting somebody to be superhuman or make superhuman plays is unrealistic. If they're already special to many, why do they have to be superhuman to anyone?

Nobody has to try to be superhuman, life is not a comic book.

by Solid Mantis February 8, 2021

Superhuman Perfection Personified

Everyone has habits and traits that might tell us we are somewhat flawed beings. Then, we should remind each other that weaknesses are tied to personhood, that they don’t hold us back on reaching superhuman excellence.

John: Sorry, I guess I’m just too stupid.
Me: Yo John, don’t talk like that. You are Superhuman Perfection Personified.

by AWave September 28, 2020

Superhuman Sleep

The ability to have a better night sleep without sleeping more than usual.

This superpower gives you the ability to get a better night sleep without having to sleep any more. The process by which this superpower works is by replacing 80% of stage N2 sleep with slow-wave sleep and REM sleep (50% REM sleep, 50% slow-wave sleep). Enjoy! Good sleep has many great benefits. Have a better night sleep! Be well rested. Enjoy all the benefits of good sleep. Abusing this superpower by intentionally sleeping less than usual can have deadly consequences.

Person 1: I always feel tired during the day!
Person 2: Me too!
Superhuman: I give you two the ability to have a better night sleep!
-3 days later.-
Person 1: I feel great!
Person 2: Me too! Superhuman Sleep is awesome!

by HawaiianPunch1 March 8, 2011

Superhuman comeback

When a wrestler, usually a babyface, no-sells his opponent's offense, usually after several minutes of being dominated. This tactic usually sets up the finish and victory by the face wrestler. The most well known example of this Hulk Hogan and recently John Cena.

"Three RKO's! That's gotta be it!"
"No way, man. Here he comes with that superhuman comeback."
"FUCK!"

by punkasswalrus December 10, 2009