This kid can't choose what girl he wants to hook up with. One day its Claire the next Rachel and then Emma. Hes bipolar with girls and has the most homosexual glasses that double as sunglasses. He normally has braces and thinks hes the coolest shit. Hes a preppy guy and will dress nice to distract people from his face. Somehow he has a constant stream of girls who want his dick. He brags alot and is self-righteous because of his flow of bitches.

Person 1: Lukens just hooked up with Emma.

Person 2: Thats his second girl today.

Person 3: It must be the clothes.

Person 2: Now hes gonna be so stuck up for the rest of the week

Lukens by March 14th is the best day April 23, 2014

lukenshina

an ugly black girl that is so poor she cant afford milk from the dollar store

my girl is lukenshina.

boi how much money do you have

none

lukenshina by i love lukenshina November 13, 2017

lukenson

Nice

Lukenson is a nice person that is kind to people

lukenson by anonymous November 21, 2021

Sam Lukens

The act of shaving without water, shaving cream, or any type of body wash.

Pull a Sam Lukens!

Sam Lukens by here2cheer June 29, 2010

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026