Listo

When you're shit poor and you use Listerine or some other mouthwash to get drunk

Corey: If you're not pitching any money in, we're only gonna supply you Listo.

by 2204355 c(^_^c) June 17, 2015

Listo Bum

One who drinks, or extracts the alcohol from Listerine in order to get drunk. Usually people who have no money, or way of getting anything better. Hence the name bum.

Keith: Hey you want to Listo Bum it up tonight man?

Jon: Lets see... I dont have any money, and I've been sleeping on the streets for days now... why not.

by Jon Bray September 22, 2008

listo's law

Listo's law: Shut your ugly ass up and dont talk about it.

Were smoke out and if anybody ask...Shut your mouth and dont talk about it. "Listo's law" ok but but but... Shut your ugly ass up and dont talk about it. Ok

by lalake tt ko July 29, 2018

Circus tent listo

when a guy gets a boner and his pants stand out like a circus tent does becasue of your hands holding it up while doing a trick on your bicycle.

Look riding my bike with no hands on the handle bars pulling a Circus tent listo.

by Listodurock909 June 22, 2018

Mf Listo

A Righteous Individual, Always Posted Up And Making Boss Moves.

Dah Nigga Right There MF Listo

by LowKeyy🔴 August 7, 2018

Look here look listen

Wingsofredemption's go-to phrase when he's getting trolled on London Docks. Richard just couldn't take that shit no mo man.

LOOK HERE LOOK LISTEN. Appearing offline does not fucking stop it, so stop giving fuckin advice you know nothing about. Wheel torque *finger sniff*

by Organic Dolphin November 5, 2019

Liftocracy

A form of Government where whoever can lift the most weight gets full executive, legislative and judicial oversight. Liftocratic Government may change hands to whom-so-ever lifts more than the current reigning Alpha. Liftocracy in a literal sense therefore may be regarded as the strongest form of government ever devised.

Bro 1: Democracy is cringe and gay
Bro 2: I know dude, it's too weak, we need strong governance
Bro 1: We NEED liftocracy

by AlphaChadAlpha January 17, 2022