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listocrat 

n- 1) a worker in a bureaucracy, one whose actions and responses are limited to an approved list. - adj listocratic: He is too listocratic to respond intelligently to new problems. - adv listocratically: She runs the companys customer service center listocratically.
In the early 21st century, large corporations in America outsourced their employee services to any company across the planet - as long as they provided the lowest possible cost for performing these services. To minimize liability, it was common practice for a corporation to approve a list of simple questions and replies that were allowed to be provided by the outsourced service center. This practice resulted in widespread discontent and dissatisfaction among corporate employees since the employee services could accommodate only a small percentage of problems. Workers at these telephone service centers became know as listocrats.
listocrat by gcthomason November 25, 2006
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Liftocracy

A form of Government where whoever can lift the most weight gets full executive, legislative and judicial oversight. Liftocratic Government may change hands to whom-so-ever lifts more than the current reigning Alpha. Liftocracy in a literal sense therefore may be regarded as the strongest form of government ever devised.
Bro 1: Democracy is cringe and gay
Bro 2: I know dude, it's too weak, we need strong governance
Bro 1: We NEED liftocracy
Liftocracy by AlphaChadAlpha January 17, 2022
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Listcrawler 

A woman with multiple partners, a certified hoe.
Man you still talking to Sheena? She a listcrawler bro be careful !
Listcrawler by ATM May 29, 2022

Leftocrat 

The far left faction of the democratic party. These folks are not necessarily outliers. But from their perspective.bernie sanders would skew more towards center center.
I used to be a moderate
Centrist democrat.but I've drifted so far left. That now. You would call me a leftocrat I suppose!
Leftocrat by 4realazitgits March 19, 2021

histocrat 

Another word for a historian or someone who loves history
Lulu: I’m a histocrat…..biiiiitttchhhhhhh
Innocent bystander: What?
Lulu: I love history dumbass
Innocent bystander: Ohh?? I didn’t know what was a thing
Lulu: It is now…..biiiiiiiitchhhhh
histocrat by Luluthehistocrat May 14, 2022

mr.listorti

A chemistry teacher that doesn't teach and likes to make students suffer.
I have mr.listorti this year, I'm preparing my funeral.
mr.listorti by Therockofages December 28, 2019
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