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Listo Bum
One who drinks, or extracts the alcohol from Listerine in order to get drunk. Usually people who have no money, or way of getting anything better. Hence the name bum.
Keith: Hey you want to Listo Bum it up tonight man?
Jon: Lets see... I dont have any money, and I've been sleeping on the streets for days now... why not.
Jon: Lets see... I dont have any money, and I've been sleeping on the streets for days now... why not.
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listos • Liston Dove • Listo Bum • listo's law • listocrat • listog • listokin • listologist • listomania • liston
listo's law
Were smoke out and if anybody ask...Shut your mouth and dont talk about it. "Listo's law" ok but but but... Shut your ugly ass up and dont talk about it. Ok
listo's law by lalake tt ko July 29, 2018
Circus tent listo
when a guy gets a boner and his pants stand out like a circus tent does becasue of your hands holding it up while doing a trick on your bicycle.
Circus tent listo by Listodurock909 June 22, 2018
Mf Listo
Look here look listen
Wingsofredemption's go-to phrase when he's getting trolled on London Docks. Richard just couldn't take that shit no mo man.
LOOK HERE LOOK LISTEN. Appearing offline does not fucking stop it, so stop giving fuckin advice you know nothing about. Wheel torque *finger sniff*
Look here look listen by Organic Dolphin November 5, 2019
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A form of Government where whoever can lift the most weight gets full executive, legislative and judicial oversight. Liftocratic Government may change hands to whom-so-ever lifts more than the current reigning Alpha. Liftocracy in a literal sense therefore may be regarded as the strongest form of government ever devised.
Bro 1: Democracy is cringe and gay
Bro 2: I know dude, it's too weak, we need strong governance
Bro 1: We NEED liftocracy
Bro 2: I know dude, it's too weak, we need strong governance
Bro 1: We NEED liftocracy
Liftocracy by AlphaChadAlpha January 17, 2022
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