listog

Waving arms people.

"Hey, look at that pinocchio. He's such a listog."

"I'm a total listog, because of parkinsons."

by kosikina December 9, 2008

listologist

A person who is a master at creating lists.

The listologist just completed writing the list of the all-time best movies.

by bucketlistjourney July 20, 2010

Bucket Listologist

A person who has mastered the art of living their life through their bucket list.

The only item left on her "things to do before you die" list is skydiving, then she will be a true bucket listologist.

by bucketlistjourney July 19, 2010

Listorus

Originated from the name "Ms. Lister", an obscenly obese teacher of both the Latin and German languages in the state of Connecticut, Listorus may be used to describe an unnaturally old, monsterish, fat teacher or higher authority.

Ms. Fatssapotomus: "Alex, will you be a dear and run these papers down to the office? I can't support my own weight, so I'd have to sit down on a wheel chair if I wanted to move my curdeling, milky cheeks."

Alex: "Sure." *walks away*

Alex: *halfway out the door* "Fuckin' Listorus"

by Persephone's Vacuum January 21, 2005

[Sonny Liston]

The famous heavyweight boxer, often used by people after a victory, in anyting.

"Dayum sonny liston where you at!!"

by idontknowwhatimtalkinabout March 29, 2007

listowel

shittiest town in south western Ontario,
full of crack heads and hicks and meth labs

lets go to listowel
why ?

by osama bin hitler May 13, 2011

listocrat

n- 1) a worker in a bureaucracy, one whose actions and responses are limited to an approved list. - adj listocratic: He is too listocratic to respond intelligently to new problems. - adv listocratically: She runs the companys customer service center listocratically.

In the early 21st century, large corporations in America outsourced their employee services to any company across the planet - as long as they provided the lowest possible cost for performing these services. To minimize liability, it was common practice for a corporation to approve a list of simple questions and replies that were allowed to be provided by the outsourced service center. This practice resulted in widespread discontent and dissatisfaction among corporate employees since the employee services could accommodate only a small percentage of problems. Workers at these telephone service centers became know as listocrats.

by gcthomason November 25, 2006