Originated from the name "Ms. Lister", an obscenly obese teacher of both the Latin and German languages in the state of Connecticut, Listorus may be used to describe an unnaturally old, monsterish, fat teacher or higher authority.

Ms. Fatssapotomus: "Alex, will you be a dear and run these papers down to the office? I can't support my own weight, so I'd have to sit down on a wheel chair if I wanted to move my curdeling, milky cheeks."

Alex: "Sure." *walks away*

Alex: *halfway out the door* "Fuckin' Listorus"

Listorus by Persephone's Vacuum January 21, 2005

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[Sonny Liston]

The famous heavyweight boxer, often used by people after a victory, in anyting.

"Dayum sonny liston where you at!!"

[Sonny Liston] by idontknowwhatimtalkinabout March 29, 2007

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listowel

shittiest town in south western Ontario,
full of crack heads and hicks and meth labs

lets go to listowel
why ?

listowel by osama bin hitler May 13, 2011

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listocrat

n- 1) a worker in a bureaucracy, one whose actions and responses are limited to an approved list. - adj listocratic: He is too listocratic to respond intelligently to new problems. - adv listocratically: She runs the companys customer service center listocratically.

In the early 21st century, large corporations in America outsourced their employee services to any company across the planet - as long as they provided the lowest possible cost for performing these services. To minimize liability, it was common practice for a corporation to approve a list of simple questions and replies that were allowed to be provided by the outsourced service center. This practice resulted in widespread discontent and dissatisfaction among corporate employees since the employee services could accommodate only a small percentage of problems. Workers at these telephone service centers became know as listocrats.

listocrat by gcthomason November 25, 2006

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