listos

The short version, summary of a long post/paper/article

From the post Listos always asking for a shorter version

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<person B posts "Listos?">
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listos by Daetrin April 24, 2004

listologist 

A person who is a master at creating lists.

The listologist just completed writing the list of the all-time best movies.

listologist by bucketlistjourney July 20, 2010

Litos Baker's Dozen 

Instead of the regular baker's dozen of 13, this equals 11 based on the rationale that a baker would eat one item from his batch instead of adding an extra one to it.

"When I opened up the box of donuts I thought they forgot to put one in but really they were just giving me an Litos Baker's Dozen. Boy was I pissed!"

Litos Baker's Dozen by CarLitosA January 9, 2009

Litost [Lee' - toast] 

Litost is a nearly untranslatable Czech word, a state of feeling miserable and humiliated. “Litost is a state of torment created by the sudden sight of one’s own misery,” - The Book of Laughter and Forgetting by Milan Kundera. Litost connects insult to revenge, with desire to strike back at the perceived source of one’s shame.

For example: double-litost, double-revenge Tupac Shakur vs. Notorious B.I.G.

Litost [Lee' - toast] by B. McDoc September 6, 2005

Bucket Listologist 

A person who has mastered the art of living their life through their bucket list.

The only item left on her "things to do before you die" list is skydiving, then she will be a true bucket listologist.

Bucket Listologist by bucketlistjourney July 19, 2010

Listorus 

Originated from the name "Ms. Lister", an obscenly obese teacher of both the Latin and German languages in the state of Connecticut, Listorus may be used to describe an unnaturally old, monsterish, fat teacher or higher authority.

Ms. Fatssapotomus: "Alex, will you be a dear and run these papers down to the office? I can't support my own weight, so I'd have to sit down on a wheel chair if I wanted to move my curdeling, milky cheeks."

Alex: "Sure." *walks away*

Alex: *halfway out the door* "Fuckin' Listorus"

Listorus by Persephone's Vacuum January 21, 2005

listswerv 

From listserv, a list of people in whom one is vaguely sexually interested and therefore contacts occasionally via non-committal modes (text, email, MySpace) in hopes of maybe scoring with them.

Jill got all excited when Jack texted her but I got the SAME message last week! That boy's got quite the listswerv.

listswerv by CassandraNova August 21, 2007