Definitions by Listodurock909

Tito todo

Tito todo: Giving it all you got!

Dancing on the stage and grinding on that pole "tito todo" giving it all you got! "Nice & slow" playing ...

Tito todo by Listodurock909 October 1, 2018

Circus tent listo 

when a guy gets a boner and his pants stand out like a circus tent does becasue of your hands holding it up while doing a trick on your bicycle.

Look riding my bike with no hands on the handle bars pulling a Circus tent listo.

Circus tent listo by Listodurock909 June 22, 2018

Yanks 

Yanks: thanks for nothing. politely being a dick about it without pissing them off.

Buyer: Saw your ad on Craigslist. a tablet for $50. Can you drive down to Duarte?

Seller: Sorry I do not wish to.

Buyer: yanks

Yanks by Listodurock909 May 31, 2018

Nagkamaliit 

Nagkamaliit: when your dick turns soft for the wrong reason.

Your girl is in the shower and you jump in and say can I join you?

She says No get the fuck out!

Sorry nagkamaliit.

Nagkamaliit by Listodurock909 May 31, 2018

Wistle from behind 

Wistle from behind: the sound of your ass when you fart.

Aachooo proot toot pheeewt hahoo. What was that? Wistle from behind. I farted.

Wistle from behind by Listodurock909 May 28, 2018

whigger 

"whigger" a white girl that likes black people or any white girl that acts or talks as if they are black.

after moving to pomona ca taryn started to say nigga.... but shes white. what a whigger.

whigger by Listodurock909 May 6, 2015

ABS 

already been smoke "ABS": its the left over resin from the glass pipe or cigarette that been smoke and put out for later use. its been smoke and saved for a rainy day when your desprete for a hit.

my cunz take a rip from my" ABS" puke before i could wash it "feening" and said that shit was nasty but it was good. its mostly drip from the neck of the puke.

ABS by Listodurock909 February 27, 2015