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dipshittery

Severe stupidity. Usually refering to someone acting like those idiots on Jackass.
My God, enough of this dipshittery.
dipshittery by Cerberus May 13, 2005

Ignoholic Dipshittery

A decision or series of decisions and events that are so absurd that at least one party involved must suffer from some form of mental disability because only someone who is incapable of using fundamental logic or any rational thought would be that moronic.
James: "Yo John, Melissa just broke up with me."
John: "What, why? Wasn't yesterday her birthday?"
James: "A month ago she asked me what I got her for her birthday and I didn't really want to ruin it for her but she kept convincing me to tell her so I did, yesterday she got really upset when she opened her gift."
John: "So she persuaded you to ruin the surprise and then dumped you because you told her the truth?"
James: "Yea."

John: "That's some real ignoholic dipshittery right there."
Ignoholic Dipshittery by Pyrometheus September 1, 2016

Dipshittery

A mix of incompetence, shenanigans, and overall laziness in a surgical critical care environment; common in Louisiana. Term coined by "Mississippi Mudd".
Healthcare Provider 1: Dude, I can't stand this place anymore. I'm transferring out.

Healthcare Provider 2: Yeah, lots of dipshittery happens when not needed or called for.

libshitter 

A degenerative NPC loser that unsurprisingly politically aligns towards the liberal ideology. Has no principles, hates themselves, hates others, nihilistic, projects flaws towards others, lazy, weak, hypocritical, delusional, obnoxious, embraces victimhood, practices doublethink, and most importantly, hates freedom of speech.
libshitter: Monopolistic corporations should suit towards the individual. Twitter is a private company and should silence whoever they want except me. We must protect freedom of speech by censoring others. Elon Musk bad!!

Normal person: This libshitter is completely brainwashed to the point of simultaneously accept two contradicting beliefs as truth.
libshitter by fencetape April 15, 2022

Nipshitter 

One who shits on other's nipples.
Juan is such a nipshitter.
Nipshitter by The Bassett Hound January 19, 2014

Dipshitteryology 

The study of television political pundits, most particularly Glenn Beck. He is a master of Dipshittery.
I watched Faux News to get my degree in Dipshitteryology.