Nipshitter

One who shits on other's nipples.

Juan is such a nipshitter.

by The Bassett Hound January 19, 2014

dipshittery

Severe stupidity. Usually refering to someone acting like those idiots on Jackass.

My God, enough of this dipshittery.

by Cerberus May 13, 2005

Ignoholic Dipshittery

A decision or series of decisions and events that are so absurd that at least one party involved must suffer from some form of mental disability because only someone who is incapable of using fundamental logic or any rational thought would be that moronic.

James: "Yo John, Melissa just broke up with me."
John: "What, why? Wasn't yesterday her birthday?"
James: "A month ago she asked me what I got her for her birthday and I didn't really want to ruin it for her but she kept convincing me to tell her so I did, yesterday she got really upset when she opened her gift."
John: "So she persuaded you to ruin the surprise and then dumped you because you told her the truth?"
James: "Yea."

John: "That's some real ignoholic dipshittery right there."

by Pyrometheus September 1, 2016

Nailshitter

A person who shits nails

Nailshitter

by I ate dog shit for 50 cents April 27, 2021

Dipshittery

A mix of incompetence, shenanigans, and overall laziness in a surgical critical care environment; common in Louisiana. Term coined by "Mississippi Mudd".

Healthcare Provider 1: Dude, I can't stand this place anymore. I'm transferring out.

Healthcare Provider 2: Yeah, lots of dipshittery happens when not needed or called for.

by Tosser of Salads June 16, 2017

Dipshitteryology

The study of television political pundits, most particularly Glenn Beck. He is a master of Dipshittery.

I watched Faux News to get my degree in Dipshitteryology.

by MuddledFox May 16, 2011

nimshifter

Chuck calls you this when he's otherwise speechless.

I told Chuck his DSL modem couldn't possibly be dialing a number and he got mad and said I was a nimshifter.

by Homer Loves Donuts July 26, 2008