James: "Yo John, Melissa just broke up with me."
John: "What, why? Wasn't yesterday her
birthday?"
James: "A month ago she asked me what I got her for her
birthday and I didn't really want to ruin it for her but she kept convincing me to tell her so I did, yesterday she got really upset when she opened her gift."
John: "So she persuaded you to ruin the surprise and then dumped you because you told her the
truth?"
James: "Yea."
John: "That's some real ignoholic dipshittery right there."