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lipsplitter 

One who derives great satisfaction from and has gained a reputation of punching others in the face in an attempt to draw blood in an attempt to gain significant physical and/or mental advantage during a fight. Typically a person who is participating in a (full) contact sport which involves significant physical contact between the athletes involved. Examples are: mixed martial arts MMA, Muay Thai, judo, karate, kick-boxing and or prize fighting.
This fight is going to be messy and won't likely last long because that guy is a real lipsplitter.
lipsplitter by Brad Keith April 8, 2008
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Longview Logsplitter 

during doggy style sex, pull her leg up and bring her ankle up to your buttcrack, then shit. her achilles heel will split that shit.
she said get dirty, so I gave her a Longview Logsplitter

logsplitter

When a woman takes a dump on your chest with her g-string on.
"I asked her if she wanted to get kinky and she replied, 'Only if I can do a logsplitter'".
logsplitter by Nefarion October 6, 2006

lipshitter 

simmialer to wordpussyfuckword
lipshitter by mike o August 6, 2003
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
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