lipsplitter

One who derives great satisfaction from and has gained a reputation of punching others in the face in an attempt to draw blood in an attempt to gain significant physical and/or mental advantage during a fight. Typically a person who is participating in a (full) contact sport which involves significant physical contact between the athletes involved. Examples are: mixed martial arts MMA, Muay Thai, judo, karate, kick-boxing and or prize fighting.

This fight is going to be messy and won't likely last long because that guy is a real lipsplitter.

lipsplitter by Brad Keith April 8, 2008

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Longview Logsplitter

during doggy style sex, pull her leg up and bring her ankle up to your buttcrack, then shit. her achilles heel will split that shit.

she said get dirty, so I gave her a Longview Logsplitter

Longview Logsplitter by Tonguemyshitter November 21, 2009

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logsplitter

When a woman takes a dump on your chest with her g-string on.

"I asked her if she wanted to get kinky and she replied, 'Only if I can do a logsplitter'".

logsplitter by Nefarion October 6, 2006

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lipshitter

simmialer to wordpussyfuckword

lipshitter by mike o August 6, 2003

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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