dipshittery

Severe stupidity. Usually refering to someone acting like those idiots on Jackass.

My God, enough of this dipshittery.

dipshittery by Cerberus May 13, 2005

Dipshittery

A mix of incompetence, shenanigans, and overall laziness in a surgical critical care environment; common in Louisiana. Term coined by "Mississippi Mudd".

Healthcare Provider 1: Dude, I can't stand this place anymore. I'm transferring out.

Healthcare Provider 2: Yeah, lots of dipshittery happens when not needed or called for.

Dipshittery by Tosser of Salads June 16, 2017

Ignoholic Dipshittery

A decision or series of decisions and events that are so absurd that at least one party involved must suffer from some form of mental disability because only someone who is incapable of using fundamental logic or any rational thought would be that moronic.

James: "Yo John, Melissa just broke up with me."
John: "What, why? Wasn't yesterday her birthday?"
James: "A month ago she asked me what I got her for her birthday and I didn't really want to ruin it for her but she kept convincing me to tell her so I did, yesterday she got really upset when she opened her gift."
John: "So she persuaded you to ruin the surprise and then dumped you because you told her the truth?"
James: "Yea."

John: "That's some real ignoholic dipshittery right there."

Ignoholic Dipshittery by Pyrometheus September 1, 2016

dipshitty 

dipshitty- of or relating to the many morons people know and make fun of for kicks.
retarded moronic

sneha- "damn why the hell are they so dipshitty
niki- "i concur."
sneha- "lets grab a beer."

dipshitty by sneha & niki June 29, 2006

Dipshitery

The act of being a complete dipshit. Performing and engaging in activities that only an incompetent and overly-intoxicated moron would. Results in mistakes, ie. jail time, forehead wounds, self infliction, peeing in everything except the toilet, destroying the kitchen, driving drunk, getting kicked out of various establishments, and basically destroying everything in their path.

These two dipshits should not be left alone, otherwise their dipshitery is unleashed.

Dipshitery by aquateenhungerforce April 14, 2011

dipshitery

constantly making an easy task hard, asking for the moon when only the sky is possible

the tasks on cheryls dipshitery list are impossible to do

dipshitery by glenn kelly October 13, 2005

fintech dipshitery 

The act of being a completely naive dipshit in the fintech industry, going to great lengths to garner large audiences to witness your public swan dive . Performing and engaging in activities that only an incompetent and overly-confident moron would. Results in jaw dropping mistakes that cause your audience to feel second-hand embarrassment, this feeling can become an addiction, now only following you because they too are FinTech Dipshits, virtue signaling, or they are aroused by watching you wage jihad on your own credibility, ie. calling yourself an influencer or thought leader, virtue signaling, representing surveys as data/research, buzzwords out of context, insulting your own audience, fear mongering, click bait, intentional hypocrisy. and basically destroying everything in their path until ALL are stupider for having breathed their air, we now live in a paradox, Dipshitery becomes widespread & causes collective intelligence to decline, making dipshitery the new normal. Brainwashed, they fall in love with the system & propagate the Dipshitery, accelerating the cycle until the entire herd is compromised. The decline can only be seen (and hopefully someday cured) with the use of highly suspect, and wildly sophisticated mechanisms that are so new & innovative they are yet unproven in scientific circles, these include: truth, facts, data, math, not being a dipshit, or having an original thought.

Did you see the article they wrote, it was filled with FinTech Dipshitery. I have never seen someone who knows less about what they are talking about, everything they said was complete fintech dipshitery.

fintech dipshitery by FinTech Cowboy July 15, 2021