by fencetape October 30, 2024
I swear man, job interviews are just humiliation rituals. "WHy dO YOu WanT tO wORk hErE?" so I can pay my bills and not starve in the streets bitch, why are you asking me such retarded questions? Instead I'm forced to give some bullshit answer on how I'm "passionate about it" like I'm sort of jester dancing for your sadistic pleasure.
by fencetape April 18, 2024
I can't wait to die and go to heaven where I will be caressed by big busty anime girls for all of eternity
by fencetape January 20, 2025
The largest natural habitat for off-duty cops.
Person 1: Check out this video of an off-duty cop shooting some robbers.
Person 2: Let me guess, the off-duty cop from Brazil?
Person 1: Yup.
Person 2: Let me guess, the off-duty cop from Brazil?
Person 1: Yup.
by fencetape March 07, 2022
retardeduser458234: "D-did he just do that? I...I can't believe someone would ever do that."
regularuser23455: "@retardeduser458234 Did you just text stutter on the internet? Are you retarded?"
regularuser23455: "@retardeduser458234 Did you just text stutter on the internet? Are you retarded?"
by fencetape January 20, 2025
by fencetape April 13, 2023
I got my COVID-19 vaccine, did you get yours?
Nah, you just signed your death warrant. The time is ticking, enjoy it while you still can libtard.
Nah, you just signed your death warrant. The time is ticking, enjoy it while you still can libtard.
by fencetape February 11, 2022