Crotch Waffle

A crusty pair of underwear, caused by discharge drying onto them. Usually used to insult an idiot.

"WTF, you crotch waffle, stop hitting on my sister."
-or-
"That crotch waffle kept rubbing his junk on the women at the bar."

by MuddledFox January 13, 2009

Dipshitteryology

The study of television political pundits, most particularly Glenn Beck. He is a master of Dipshittery.

I watched Faux News to get my degree in Dipshitteryology.

by MuddledFox May 16, 2011