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Lindsey Graham
A closeted Southern Republican who is as confused about his support for Trump as he is with his own sexuality; he can bitch-slap Trump one day and blow him the next.
When confronted by a Lindsey Graham, Trump doesn’t know whether to cover his face or pull out his dick.
Lindsey Graham by IntlManoMystery February 19, 2019
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Lindsey Lee’d
When you inadvertently go into a bar for a few drinks and end up getting piss drunk due to the gracious bartender.
Lindsey Lee’d by Bigdique August 30, 2022
Lindsey Stirling
Undeniably the most beautiful and most talented violinist on the face of the planet. It's clear that she is enjoying life to its fullest extent. She produces the most incredible music videos on YouTube; in the most popular video she artfully combines dubstep with her signature hip-hop violin music which she enthusiastically plays inside a giant ice castle. For obvious reasons, she made it into the final auditions of the 2010 America's Got Talent. It's actually fortunate that she didn't win, for Hollywood would have likely destroyed Lindsey's beauty and originality.
Lindsey Stirling by Jesse_V October 2, 2012
Lindsey Graham Cracker
1. (Verb) To give an misogynistic, borderline-hysterical political performance for the benefit of a legislative body and/or a well-connected sexual predator.
2. (Noun) A sniveling, closeted Republican hack from South Carolina.
2. (Noun) A sniveling, closeted Republican hack from South Carolina.
1. "Jerry's speech at the town meeting sure was over-the-top -- what kind of a person argues AGAINST 18 U.S.C. § 2250 (Failure to register)? Someone there should tell him there's no point in Lindsey Graham Cracker-ing federal law!"
2. New cadets at the Citadel beware: often, older men claiming to offer "special mentorship" and invitations off campus to drink mint juleps are nothing more than Lindsey Graham Crackers lying in wait.
2. New cadets at the Citadel beware: often, older men claiming to offer "special mentorship" and invitations off campus to drink mint juleps are nothing more than Lindsey Graham Crackers lying in wait.
Lindsey Graham Cracker by Public Publius October 11, 2018
lindsey morgan
A blessing. A gorgeous, fit as fuck actress currently playing Raven Reyes on the 1OO. She is an intelligent WoC who understands her impact and the significance of representing a kickass Latina engineer with a disability. Her acting is underrated and the extent of her potential has been largely untapped. She is devoutly committed to the ingenuity of acting and even dislocated her shoulder during an intense scene. Lindsey Morgan fans hope she will be cast as Batgirl or other well regarded protagonist that spotlights the depth of her acting as well as her athleticism. She speaks up for the importance of representation of Latina women and women in general. Lindsey Morgan is the hero we want but don't deserve.
lindsey morgan by officialnews August 31, 2017
Lindsey Graham Cracker
That good ol’ Confederate white boy, Lindsey Graham Cracker, will have his ass voted straight out of the Senate at the next election.
Lindsey Graham Cracker by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2018
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