McConnell

A hard clumpy constipated shit that when finally extracted leaves hemorrhoids and rectal bleeding.

The Majority Leader of the Senate is himself such a massive McConnell that the country will need Preparation H and stitches once gone from power.

by IntlManoMystery August 09, 2018

Trumpism

Hannity blows Trump while Trump licks Putin’s balls and McConnell and Ryan watch and whack-off on the US Constitution.

Democracy is coming to an end in the US and is being replaced by Trumpism.

by IntlManoMystery August 09, 2018

Lindsey Graham

A closeted Southern Republican who is as confused about his support for Trump as he is with his own sexuality; he can bitch-slap Trump one day and blow him the next.

When confronted by a Lindsey Graham, Trump doesn’t know whether to cover his face or pull out his dick.

by IntlManoMystery February 20, 2019

Paul Ryan

A man of imposing physical stature and intellect that repeatedly cowers to smaller, weaker, and less intelligent bullies

Congressional Republicans won’t perform their constitutional oversight duties of the administrative branch because they’re led by fuckin Paul Ryans

by IntlManoMystery August 20, 2018

Stable Genius

A psychopath who's actual IQ is less than half what he thinks it is

Donald Trump is a stable genius

by IntlManoMystery August 20, 2018

Huckabee-Sanders

A devoutly religious and sanctimonious hypocrite that literally fucks the 8th Commandment (Thou shall not bear false witness).

How dare you get all Huckabee-Sanders with me when in reality you’re a lying sack of shit.

by IntlManoMystery August 16, 2018