lifesuck 

Lifesuck - Noun or Pronoun. Lifesuck is extreme situational unpleasentness that results in elongated or possibly everlasting suckiness. A state of mind involving impending situational suckiness.

My lifesuck of a job is really pissing me off. These student loans are a lifesuck debt. My medical condition doesnt allow me to engage in sex; I have a lifesuck sexlife. My boss is a lifesuck. My lifesuck commute would be better if i didnt have to drive 45 minutes to work.

lifesuck by Ishias Chance May 22, 2008

lifefuck 

an event or series of events that ultimately change your life in a less than favourable manner, generally resulting in the realignment of ones life path.

"man, your wife left you after you found out the kids aren't yours, that is a serious lifefuck"

lifefuck by why_ June 29, 2008

lifecuck 

Being a cuck, not for a woman, but for life itself. In other words, you happily put up with the punishment and degridation of yourself on a daily basis, and still consider this existence to be your preferred one.

People with an outstanding life that have everything handed to them will have a hard time understanding the concept, for they are not being cuckolded by fate.

When life deals you a shit hand, a lifecuck smiles about it, and pretends the next day will be okay.

Brad: Man, did you read Jimmy's suicide note? I can't understand it.
Chad: I did bro, I think he just needed to go to the gym or something, what does 'see you later lifecucks, bye' even mean?
Brad: I think he just wanted to bang Stacy. What a loser.

lifecuck by Matoro342 May 22, 2019

Lifesuckerlovers 

A person that intentionally feeds on your hurt and pain to make them feel some kind of beat in there own heart. Like sucking your soul and swearing it's in a scripture. No compassion or love for anyone. They would hand you a knife and say I told you not to do it. Getting rocks off on a person misery and not caring if that person loves them or anyone else loves them. Curel intention on someone that has a heart.

Those lifesuckerlovers was running with there souls.

Lifesuckerlovers by Truthnut June 14, 2020

why does my life suck

Because you made it that way

Person 1: Why does my life suck
Person2: Because you made it that why you 🅱️ITch

why does my life suck by Cake.CHR May 30, 2019

Lifesuccess 

an aspiration; an accomplishment; a way of life; a blissful existence.

happiness fulfilment bliss life-satisfaction contentment prosper thrive wellbeing

I have finally achieved lifesuccess, and have never felt happier.

Lifesuccess by BrianB-TLCC April 25, 2020

limesucker 

a bitchboy/girl/them

"shut up limesucker"
"fuck off Donald this is why you aren't invited over anymore."

limesucker by Binocularsc June 21, 2021