Definitions by Matoro342

lifecuck 

Being a cuck, not for a woman, but for life itself. In other words, you happily put up with the punishment and degridation of yourself on a daily basis, and still consider this existence to be your preferred one.

People with an outstanding life that have everything handed to them will have a hard time understanding the concept, for they are not being cuckolded by fate.

When life deals you a shit hand, a lifecuck smiles about it, and pretends the next day will be okay.

Brad: Man, did you read Jimmy's suicide note? I can't understand it.
Chad: I did bro, I think he just needed to go to the gym or something, what does 'see you later lifecucks, bye' even mean?
Brad: I think he just wanted to bang Stacy. What a loser.

lifecuck by Matoro342 May 22, 2019